Another Twilight Parody
"What is this strange place?" said Harry scratching his head. "and where is everyone?"
Harry soon realized he had apperated to the wrong place, but Harry, being the adventurer he always is, went to explore.
After a couple of minutes walking through the trees Harry saw a strange sparkling coming out from the trees.
"What the hell is that!?!" He shouted before taking out his wand and walking towards it.
"Oh Edward!" He heard a low monotone voice say near the sparkling."Will you watch me sleep tonight like you always do."
"Yes." said a whistful voice that Harry half recognized.
"When will you make me into one of you?" said the monotone voice
"When we have our child that nearly kills you Bella!" said the voice again sounding non plussed. "Oh! and Be careful!"
"I love you" said the monotone. Then Harry could hear kissing going on in the clearing.
Harry was sure he they couldnt see him so he took a peek through the trees.
The girl had limp brown hair and was well, brain dead looking to say the least and....
"Cedric?"
Harry said allowed seeing the man's head pop up
Harry then burst into the clearing..
"Cedric, You left me with all the problems and Cho-Chang greiving and all that shit. To come and do a retarded teen movie and be sparkleh, in a film that is so clearly stupid and makes no sence, whatsoever." Harry reached out to touch Cedrics hair "What is this?"
"A combination of hair extentions and Bella contantly wanting to mess it up." said Edward smileing "You like it?"
"Actually, No" said Harry "AVADA KADAVRA" he pointed his wand at Edward who was instantly killed.
"Noooo!" screamed Bella in her annoying monotone voice. "You killed the only one who I could love forever."
"Whatever, his hair put me into a rage ok!" said Harry before apparating her over a cliff and dropping her down.
"The world is a smarted place now she is gone" he thought to himself. Before apparating back to The Burrow.
THE END!