YO, YO, YO, YO, YO
Cake quote of the week:
Q: What are your contact names in your phones for each other
A: "S'None of your business Sara, you're really overstepping the line, there's a line and you're over it, by 10 miles"
M: "DAAAH!!!!"
L:" I--you know what I had? I-I don't have it anymore but I used to have Calum's as, as uh, Calum US but one, uh sorry, two L's instead of one because he doesn't like that, because his name is spelled with one L. And every time he looks at it, eh. I-I changed it back because he was getting mad *stares at Calum for exactly 5 seconds*"
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"Lucas, honey. My office firm is holding a dinner party. I need you to be on your best behavior"
"Fucking hell! How many dinner parties will your office hold?!"
"A lot, and you have to go to every single one"
"Whatever", he rolled his eyes.
"How's cake going?" She asked her son.
He blinked. "Fine."
"Oh no. Did he dump you?"
"No..he loves me to death"
"So what happened? You barely visit home."
"He's mad at me", Luke frowned making an apple roll around on the island.
She sighed sitting in a chair looking at him. "Why?"
"I accidentally ripped his stuffed monkey. You know the round one I gave him..I was wondering if you could stitch it up"
"Oh love bug...how did it rip? How can you rip it on accident?"
Luke huffed, "It was stuck under the sofa because I moved it, and I guess it rolled off and it landed on the floor. So I moved the sofa and it was on top of the monkey, and I was too lazy to move the couch so I tried pulling it out, and all the cotton came out. And it was perfect timing because Calum walked out the bathroom, and he got angry"
"Aww, do you need a hug?"
"NO! I JUST NEED YOU TO STITCH IT. I would never do anything like that on purpose"
"I know, Little Lukey." She hugged him tightly and he groaned.
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Luke opened his apartment door and Calum was angrily pouting at the T.V. Luke thought he looked insanely adorable doing that, but he'd just glare at him if he told him..which would be even more cute. "Hey, doughnut..umm, my mom is here to stitch up Monkey"
"Don't speak his name! You're not able to call me doughnut or call Monkey monkey", Calum ordered.
"So what do you want me to call him then?"
"Ummm...I'll think about later"
Luke chuckled. "Give the stuffed animal to my mom she can stitch it"
She nodded proudly taking the monkey and the bucket of cotton. She went into the kitchen.
Luke sat next to Cal. "I'd never rip it on purpose, Calum"
"You promise?"
"I promise, love bug, never"
Calum blushed and smiled, "Okay"
Liz came back with the monkey stitched and Calum zoomed to her.
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOUUU!! I LOVE YOU!!" He took the monkey and hugged it tightly walking back to the couch.
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"Liz...let's talk about my daughter, Dove...she's attending Cornell Law..she's in her 6th year"
"Ooh, well my son is a tattoo artist..he can sculpt and paint.."
"Little Miss. Dove always wanted to learn how to draw..he can clean up nice. Look, it looks like they're getting along nicely", Mrs. Parks smiled pointing towards Dove and Luke.
Luke was pouring punch in her cup and she was smiling.
"Uh, yeah, I don't think so"
"What why? They could have the most beautiful wedding", she smiled.
"He's taken. He has a boyfriend, his name is Calum, he's the most adorable shit on this planet actually. Luke loves him to death"
"He could love my daughter even more--"
"I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE INVESTED WAY TOO MUCH INTO CAKE TO SEE IT RUINED BY SOME BIRD--"
"Hey guys, Dove and I are going to go in the flower garden." Luke announced.
"Lucas..."
"Chill, mom, I won't do anything.." He chuckled walking away with Dove.
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"The flowers are so pretty this time of year." She smiled looking at the small patch of roses.
"Yep...I should steal one for Calum"
"Who's Calum?" She asked, her heart kind of stiffing.
"My boyfriend", he smiled. "I should totally pick some"
"Oh." She frowned forcing a smile on her face. "Are you bi or something?"
"Honestly I don't know because he's the only guy I like.."
"So what you're saying is, you can still date girl"
He rolled his eyes. "Yeah I guess, but I'm in love with him"
"How would you know..you haven't tried other people, you should-"
"You know, I was actually starting to like you as a friend but ugh..never mind." He walked out the garden.
"What happened?" Liz asked.
"She tried to hit on me and told me I wasn't in love with Calum"
"Bitch.." Liz mumbled.
Luke chuckled shaking his head, "Wow..I think you're an even bigger cake shipper than Joy"
Liz smiled widely putting her hand over her heart. "Thank you. That means the world to me. She claims she started shipping cake before me; she has has to know I have you for a son. That automatically means I get extra points because, you're the person who had to change your ways and you always come to me for advice which taught you lessons on how to treat Cally Cakes" She yakked.
He sighed, "I should've never said anything"
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"LUKEY! YOU'RE BACK!" Calum shouted jumping off the counter and running into Luke hugging him tightly.
Luke laughed loudly hugging him back tightly, "Hey, doughnut"
"I MISSED YOU, BABY"
Luke smiled widely and rubbed his arm around his back while one stayed in place, "'Missed you too"
Calum let go of him and went back into the kitchen.
"What are you making?" Luke asked him loosing up his tie and taking off his dress coat, making him look even more sexy than before.
"Sandwich" Calum replied. Luke walked up to him.
"Can I have a piece?"
"You didn't eat there?"
"Yeah but why would I ever turn down a Calum sandwich, if I did I would be a total dumb ass", Luke teased smiling.
"Luke!" Calum smiled widely feeding him a piece of it. Mayo was on the side of Luke's mouth, and Cal ran his thumb across it and licked it off.
"Wow, Calum, such a flirt." Luke's hair was greased to the side and he was going to go rinse it out. "I'm going to go take a shower, yeah?"
Calum nodded receiving a kiss on the forehead by the blonde.
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Cal was laying on Luke snoring as the blonde was watching Supernatural (cottoncandycalum)
Luke's pale hand played through Cal's hair as he softly sang Northern Downpour to Calum.