He talks about your kids in an interview
A/n: lets just pretend that zayn is still in the band 😭
Writer: AG1453
(Wattpad)
LIAM-
Int.: So it's your son's third birthday?
Liam: It is. *nodding with a smile*
Int.: Are you going to celebrate?
Niall: Of course! We're gunna party!
Harry: No drinking included though. Not around the children!
Liam: *trying to talk over the boys, sounds flustered* Everybody's bringing their kids to Y/N and I's house and we'll have a BBQ and cake and games.
Louis: And when the women leave and the kids are asleep, then we drink!!
Liam: *Looks into crowd and finds you* I swear we won't baby!
Niall: *Throws arm around Liam's shoulders* Don't lie! We did for his second!
Harry: *Shakes head and giggles*
Zayn: *whispering loudly enough to be heard into Niall's ear* That was a secret
Int.: *Looks at you in crowd* Looks like you're in trouble, Liam.
Liam: *With sweet smile* Love you babe!
HARRY-
Int.: So how old are your kids, Harry?
Harry: The oldest is six, then the middle is four, and the other one is... *widens eyes because he can't remember how many months old your baby is*
Louis: *mockingly loud voice* You didn't forget how old the baby is, did you?
Harry: It's only because of the cameras... She's...
Liam: Starts with a 'S'
Harry: She's seven months old!
Niall: I could've told you in a heartbeat.
Int.: Oh really?
Zayn: Yes, Niall's a sucker for babies.
Harry: Well, they're all beautiful and I love them!
Int.: All of the boys' children or yours?
Harry: All of them *smiles*
NIALL-
Int.: So, Y/N recently gave birth, Niall?
Niall: She did! Two days ago, as a matter of fact.
Int.: And today you'll unveil the gender and name?
Niall: I will!
Int.: So... Go ahead!
Niall: It's a boy! We named him *insert what you would name the child*
Int.: Congratulations!
Harry: He's quite the stocky little man.
Liam: But he's absolutely stunning!
Zayn: He's got Niall's eyes
Louis: And he's just so soft!
Niall: Honestly, I can't get them away from him. They've held him longer than I have!
Int.: Does Y/N mind?
Niall: No, she wears the pants in their relationship. *Gestures to all the boys* If she wants Y/B/N and one of them is holding him-
Harry: We hand him over as quickly as we can
Boys: *Nod and laugh*
Louis: *Fake scared face* She gets quite angry sometimes if we don't, so we've learned.
Zayn: *shaking head* You'll be in deep sh*t for that one, Lou.
Niall: Moving on!
ZAYN-
Int.: Zayn, your kids are the oldest?
Zayn: Yes.
Int.: Do the boys ever ask you for help, hints, or pointers about dealing with kids or their wives while they're pregnant or anything?
Zayn: Occasionally, I am the most experienced, you could say, with those kind of things.
Harry: Oh, don't let him play it off. I called him at least twice everyday when I was alone with the baby.
Niall: He was over at my house all the time.
Louis: He taught me how to change a diaper!
Int.: So how old are your kids?
Zayn: Seven and six.
Int.: And they are...
Zayn: Girls. Y/1st/K/N and Y/2nd/K/N. I love them to death, they're my little girls.
Int.: Are there anymore kids in your future?
Zayn: *smiles and shares a knowing smile with the rest of the boys* We'll see.
LOUIS-
Int.: So does Y/N ever leave you home with the baby?
Louis: Believe it or not, she does frequently. Her maternity leave is over, so she had to start traveling again.
Int.: Do the boys help?
Louis: Sometimes we'll have sleepovers.
Niall: It's very fun!
Louis: We'll normally have dinner...
Harry: Play some games.
Zayn: Then we put all the kids to bed.
Liam: And then we really have fun!
Int.: And Y/N doesn't care that you drink?
Liam: Oh I didn't mean drinking...
Louis: We normally catch up on our regular shows, instead of kid's stuff we normally watch. Then we play FIFA, instead of learning games...
Harry: Everybody likes to say we're part animals.
Niall: We're really not though.
Louis: I wouldn't have it any other way though!