The next morning I wake up feeling pretty happy, that reason being that it was finally friday! Thank neptune! I get dressed and have breakfast like a normal person, wearing dark blue skinny jeans and and white cami top. I'm even having a good hair day, which basically never happens.
I'm sat at the breakfast bar eating toast when my brother decides to finally show up, with ten minutes before we have to leave. Unlike me, he does not look like he's having a good day. He walks to the fridge slowly, and retrieves a carton of orange juice, ignoring me. He takes a long drink then spits it all out. He turns to me angrily.
"Why the fuck has this got pulp in it?"
I shrug, trying my hardest not to giggle. Kevin slams the carton down on the side, causing all of the pulpy liquid to splash up all over his face and hair. This time, I can't help but laugh. Kevin glares at me, clearly not amused.
"Stupid fucking orange juice pulp shit," He mutters wiping the counter down with a dish towel. I stand up and help him, telling him to go and get ready. Kevin nods and proceeds to stomp up the stairs, slamming the bathroom door shut. Luckily for us, Dad's already left for work. Another thing about my Dad, he hates mess.
Just as I finish wiping the counter clean, my phone buzzes. I open it and smile. It's exactly the person I'd hoped it would be.
Fuckboi: G'day mate(;
Lana: Oh so you're suddenly aussie?c;
Fuckboi: Ye mate, put some shrimp on the barbie...mate
Lana: ....
Fuckboi: Lana Banana(;
Lana: Dats me
Fuckboi: Wht do yu luk lyk?
Lana: Speak properly child
Fuckboi: Hey! I'm older than youu
Lana: But you said you have the mental age of nine year old, so I'm older than you ;)
Fuckboi: Okay, I will speak properly...What do you look like?
Lana: A person :p
Fuckboi: -_-
Lana: (picture message) There, now don't judge my no makeup face. I can look better I swear.
Fuckboi: ...
Lana: ...
Fuckboi: Lana banana you're so beautiful
Lana: Um thnx c:
Cutie: Yw babe :)
Lana: I g2g :( school :(
Cutie: Aw, well ttyl? :)
Lana: Course babe ;)
Cutie: BYE LANA BANANA
Lana: Bye Edward/Harry/Cutiec;
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