Luke
Luke
Luke
Go away
Why
Because I hate you
Fck off you dick head
Fight me
No I'm sleeping, plus my boyfriend won't be happy that I'm texting you when I'm right next to him
Ohhhh. Is he hot?
Naaaaah he butt ugly
Pfft, I happen to think he's sex on legs
Babe?
Yes princess
Why have you been acting weird around me lately ://
Um
I haven't?
You're lying. Are you cheating on me?
Stfu
HELL NAW
DON'T BE SO STUPID
Okay
Then why?
Because I've been planning something for our one year anniversary
Tell me
.nope
Now
Or I'll put on a sex ban
No rumpy pumpy for Lucas
But it'll ruin the surprise
But I wanna know now
Fine but don't hate me because I'm not doing this the special way that I planned....
JUST FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY YOU WHORE
Fine
Ashton?
What?
Marry me?
Wot
No
I mean
YES OMG
THEN KISS ME YOU FOOL
YOU KISS ME
NO
YES
BITCH COME HERE NOW
OKAY
I love you, Mr Hemmings
And I love you, future Mr Hemmings