Less Than Three

By DarcyVance

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Sometimes <3 means like. Sometimes <3 means love. Like the emotions it represents, sometimes <3 get... More

Chapter One: The M-Bomb
Chapter Two: Corn Dogs and Orange Soda
Chapter 3: Miss Buttered Popcorn
Chapter 4: WWAGGD?
Chapter 6: Heartbreak of the 80's
Chapter 7: A Plume of Dust on a (not so) Lonely Road
Chapter 8: Of Faucets and Feathers and Boys Who Do NOT Give Up
Chapter 9: Go Figure
Chapter 10: A First Rate Explosion
Chapter 11: If Only ...
Chapter 12: Goo Goo Eyes
Chapter 13: Sure. Fine. Whatever.
Chapter 14: Sounds Like a Plan to Me
Chapter 15: Happily Ever After, Here We Come!
Chapter16: Is That Your Tongue in His Ear or Are You Just Happy to See Him?
Chapter 17: And We Were Falling, Falling ...
Chapter 18: Way Big Cosmic Voodoo
Chapter 19: Soothing My Savage Beast
Chapter 20: Avast, Ye Mateys!
Chapter 21: Re-establishmentarianism
Chapter 22: Swashbuckled
Chapter 23: Death Metal
Chapter 24: A Disturbance in the Force
Chapter 25: Further Notes to Self
Chapter 26: Love Stinks.
Chapter 27: The Guy Code
Chapter 28: S'more
Dear Santa
Chapter 29: Imagine That
Chapter 30: An Exercise in Decision Making
Chapter 31: Of Teeter Totters and the Consequences of Shifting
Chapter 32: To Dye For
Chapter 33: It. Is. Done.
Chapter 34: The All Star Pony Princess, De-throned
Chapter 35: Imbroglio-ed
Chapter 36: WhatWouldWileECoyoteDo?
Chapter 37: Manners, Custom and Fashion
Chapter 38: Do You Smell Smoke?
Chapter 39: This Way to Madagascar
Chapter 40: Color My World
Chapter 41: In Which I Become Someone Else
Chapter 42: With Loud Mouth Hearts
Chapter 43: Holes
Chapter 44: The Regular Rhythmic Contraction of the Heart
So You Want an Epilogue?

Chapter 5: How to Bust a Superstition

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By DarcyVance

11:07 PM Tonight, Craig, Dave Brown and I walked under ladders, spilled salt, stepped on cracks, opened umbrellas inside a house and broke a mirror. We did all of it thirteen times - except the mirror. Note to Self: Never again smash a mirror within eyesight of an adult. They will freak. Much yelling will ensue. We went to the coffee shop to escape Craig's mom. Kiersten made me two vanilla chais. I WAS SO WIRED. Dave pointed out how much wired looks like weird when you write it. He's right. That's so, eh, wiredweird.

It was still early so we tried to find pennies with their 'tails' up but Craig just found a dime and Dave only found a nickel. I didn't find any money. I did find a black cat though. We tried to make it cross in front of us but all it would do was rub against my legs. So far, we hadn't run into any bad luck, unless you count not finding pennies or screaming mothers.

Or crashing into Dave.

By the close of the evening, I wasn't so sure which side of the luck scale Dave fell on.

We ended up at the park. The three of us talked for a while and a whole conversation went by without Dave Brown saying one wrong word. I had to blink when I realized that, just to make sure it was really him. It was. And then he suggested the most incredible thing.

"C'mon," he said, "lie down."

Say what? I looked at Craig. He shrugged, but dropped to the ground. They both patted the space between them. Oh. Kay.

The grass tickled the back of my neck. I smiled at how young and silly I felt. "So now what?" I said.

"Just wait," Dave answered.

For what? I wondered, but I waited. While I did, I watched the sky shift its color from the clear, bright blue of day to something duskier, deeper.

I rolled onto my side to comment but Dave Brown said, "Not yet." I turned to Craig but he seemed lost in some sort of little boy dream. I'd just decided they were both crazy - when I saw it.

A star appeared where there was none before. Then another, and another. The sky lit up like jewels before me and it was so beautiful that tears stung my eyes.

"So," Dave Brown said after, "what'd you think?"

I wanted to ask him how it could be that this miracle was happening every night of my life and I'd never stopped long enough to notice, but then Craig said, "That's so cool."

So I just said, "Yeah. Very, very cool."

On the way home, I tried the eyes closed/skateboard thing again and when I did, I thought of Dave. He seemed like the kind of kid you might be able to talk to about something like flying.

Mom was snuffing out lawn torches in the backyard when I arrived home. "Did you have a good time?" she asked.

"Great!" I said. I hopped up on the picnic table and told her all about superstition busting and star popping with Craig and Dave.

"Dave?" she asked.

"Dave Brown."

She glanced at me sideways, folded a couple of lawn chairs, and motioned for me to follow her into the garage. "The Dave Brown?"

I nodded.

"The same Dave Brown who ..." She flipped on the light and looked at me again. A grin slid onto her face. "Mmmhmm," was all she said. And then she raised an eyebrow.

Sheesh.

Things I ~Love:

Superstition Busting

Kitty Leg Rubbing

Star Popping!

Things I ~Hate:

Doing all of the above w/o Brady

Dave Brown

(Eh, maybe he's not so bad.)

<3

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