HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU?
IN ENGLAND.
Queen Elizabeth: Who is your mother's child that is neither your brother or sister?
Tony Blair: It's me.
Obasanjo: Nodded in agreement.
IN NIGERIA:
Obasanjo: Who is your mother's child that is neither your brother or your sister? <
Atiku: Hold on. (Called Thambo Mbeki and asked the same question).
Mbeki: It's me.
Atiku: (Answered) It's Thambo Mbeki.
Obasanjo: (Hissed)How fool can you ever be? It's not Mbeki, it's Tony Blair.