Q: Why did Mickey go into outer space?
A: To find Pluto!
Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
A: Minnie Vans!
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it Go!
Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet?
A: Some Day My Prints Will come!
Q: Why was Cinderella a bad soccer player?
A: Because she was always running away from the ball, she kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?
A: Polka-haunt-us
Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?
A: Hunny!
Q: What did Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.
Q: What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?
A: That hit the spot.