Quotes and Jokes

By Dezzi_22

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It's all in the title P.S. None of these are original. I have either heard or saw them somewhere. Updates: Wh... More

Best Excuse
You know you did
Struggles
Thank you
*sigh*
Always that one spot
Lol
Singing
Quote
Another Quote
Quote #3
Quote #4
Perfect
Free
Please dont see me...
Quote
Joke
Joke
Staring
What's the mass of the sun
*face palm*
...
We all do this
Noo! Where is it?
Haha
FOOD!
Quote
Quote
Challenge
Joke
Never caught it
All the time
Lol
Yasss
Joke
Thingy
That would be awesome!
Joke
If only...
Hahaha
Quote
Quote
Hello?
Be yourself
Lol
Screwed
Quote
Joke
Quote
Joke
Quote
Joke
Joke
Joke
Coincidence
Author's Note (In the Middle of the Book)
Ninja
It's up to you
Must...not...pop...it...
1,408 hours
2004
You
Strong
Strength
Why?
Restaurant
Awkward
Skills
Good to know
Make up your mind
hahah
why not 50?
Skydiving
Yass
Quote
Joke
It's good for you
Quote
Hahah
1...2...3...
life would be so much easier
Never thought of it like that
Joke
Joke
Quote
Quote
Quote
*Breaks out into song from Annie*
Joke
CONTACT ME!
HAHAHHA
Water
Christmas!!!
Sometimes silence is the best response
NO!
Struggles
Wallet
Good question...
100th Part!!
Collabs
Polar Express
4
:D
Short
That Awkward Moment...
I think we all did
Not hungry
Lol
True
:D
Memory
Inhale and Exhale
Expectations
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Joke
Another Thanksgiving Joke
New chapter
Yay!
The
Facebook
Slow
i want that
Awkward
Rebellious Phase
Get the picture
$$$$$$$
December 25
Eww
Cheese
Spoil
Spit
None
Songs
Glasses
Disappointed
Always Booth. Always
Lazy
Maybe
Never mind
That's A Thing
Problems
Friends
Offended
Fake
Stress
Strength
Soldiers
Overcoming
True
Most important question
Snapchat
Hello 2016
No
Quote
Bed
Weird
Shoutout!
Snapchat Stories
Suspiciously Relaxed
1000
Phone
That has to be the answer
2 minutes
Truuuuue
Sequel
Life Lesson
YES!!!
Sarcasm
Smile
More Smiling
2000!
Life
No going back
Yes
Laziness
Later
naps
Blink
Life
Das
high five
pat
lie
*sigh*
at least
8:00
Home
Stairs
Study Break
That's so punny
*Applauds the person that came up with this*
Awkward moment
Full version
Jokes
George Santayana
Yeah right
Difference
Real MVPs
Untitled Part 200
Need some ice for that burn?
Saaaame
All the time
Never say you don't have a talent because this is true for everybody
Lost: Spring Break
I'll take that as a no
Hahahah
Am i walking...or running?
This happens lierally all the time
I'll be doing autographs later
RESPECT ME!!!
You will not beat me
Unicorns
never thought of it like that lol
Don't offend your parent's genes kids
Like totally
60 watermelons
Truuuu
Never
Gah, so annoying
Pull
We applaud you
Second page
Accurately describe
First
23 seconds
oops...
Please
Troubles
Same tho
Wasting Summer
End of Story
New Book

Password

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By Dezzi_22

I changed my password to 'incorrect.' That way if I get it wrong it'll say, "Your password is incorrect."

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