[Today 3:33 pm]
Juliet: Hey, Vampire Guy. How'd your killing spree go?
Vampire Dude: It went well... The cleaning up part was not so thrilling.
Juliet: What did you clean up?
Vampire Dude: Their bodies and heads.
Juliet: Heads? Why heads?...
Vampire Dude: Because that's how you kill a vampire. You cut off their head.
Juliet: You're psycho.
Vampire Dude: Is that a compliment?
Juliet: Not in the slightest bit.
Vampire Dude: Oh...
Vampire Dude: I have got a question.
Juliet: Shoot.
Vampire Dude: I don't believe I mentioned a gun...
Juliet: It's just another way of saying 'go ahead and ask your question'.
Vampire Dude: Then why didn't you just say that?
Juliet: Because it's easier just to say a one word sentence... Nevermind... Let's just drop the subject.
Vampire Dude: I am still confused, but alright.
Juliet: What's your name, by the way?
Juliet: Not wanting to sound creepy or anything, but I'm getting tired of having your name as 'Vampire Dude' in my contacts.
Vampire Dude: But my name is not this 'Vampire Dude' you speak of.
Juliet: I know. It's just a nickname, cause you said you killed vampires.
Vampire Dude: Oh. I see. I think.
Juliet: I'm facepalming so hard at your cluelessness right now.
Juliet: Anyways... My name is Juliet, hello, hi, pleasure to meet you. And you are?
Vampire Dude: You seem to be very persistent on learning my name.
Juliet: I'm sorry, I'm just really bored, and you seem funny and clueless. What can I say? I'm a curious girl.
Vampire Dude: Yes, I have noticed that you are quite curious.
Juliet: Yeah.. Heh...
Vampire Dude: I suppose, to make you happy, I can tell you my name.
Juliet: Yay!
Vampire Dude: My name is Castiel.
Juliet: Castiel? What an interesting name.
[Juliet has changed Vampire Dude's name to Castiel.]
Castiel: Thank you.
Juliet: Mhm. Listen, I gotta go. College calls. But, I hope to talk to you soon. See you around, Cas.
Castiel: That seems to be a shortened version of my name.
Castiel: Have fun in... College... See you around, Juliet.