@Banana4676: Hoodie I dare you too kick Toby
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Toby: *eating waffles*
Me: *walks up to him*
Toby: oh hey dude what's up--
Me: *kicks him in the dick*
Toby: *in high pitched screaming voice* OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL
Me: LEVEL UP!
Toby: YOU ASSHOLE!
Me: oh shit sorry.
Toby: OH GOD THAT REALLY HURT MAN. AND I WAS EATING WAFFLES YOU JERK.
Me: Wait...
Toby: SLENDY
Slendy: *teleports in* What happened here!
Me: Wait but--
Toby: *almost crying* HE KICKED ME IN THE DICK!
Slendy: YOU KICKED HIM IN THE DICK?
Me: Yah but--
Jeff: *runs in with camera* WHO GOT KICKED IN THE DICK?
Toby: I GOT KICKED IN THE DICK.
Slendy: I CANT BELIEVE YOU KICKED HIM IN THE DICK.
Sally: What's a dick?
Me: GUYS CAN YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP.
Everyone: ...
Me: I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT TOBY CANT EVEN FEEL PAIN.
Slendy: ...
Jeff: ...
Sally: ...
Toby: ... oh yeah. *gets up and starts eating waffles like nothing happened*
Slendy: *facepalm* *teleports out*
Sally: no seriously what's a dick.