dallon weekend: my back hurts i feel like im eighty
spencer 'no homo' smith: old man smh old wrinkly dick
dallon weekend: wanna see my old man dick spencer
patrick tree: keep it pg there is a four year old here
max schnauzer: who's the four year old
ryro ross: me
ryro ross: well all of you
ryro ross: but especially me
beebo urine: true
sweatshirt markowitz: max wanna come over and violently play just dance
tyjo: the fuck
max schnauzer: hell yeah
ryro ross: goals af
beebo urine: can we come over tf i wanna play just dance
sweatshirt marokwitz: violently play just dance is code for rough sex
ryro ross: we could still come over okay
beebo urine: true
patrick tree: anyone wanna come vinyl hunting with me for some goooood shit
my nudes leaked wentz: sign me the FUCK up mmm good shit
patrick tree: bring your bf okay we'll go fucking nuts i found a dope ass place thats sells cheap ass used vinyls
dallon weekend: tf i wanna come can i come pls
patrick tree: yeah sure meet us there bro
hayley williams!!: dallon come pick me up i wanna come too
dallon weekend: ight be there in ten
max schnauzer: hoodie come let me in pls
sweatshirt markowitz: naah gonna make you wait
max schnauzer: i will break your window
ryro ross: do it fucking do it i fucking dare you break into his house and suCK HIS DICK
beebo urine: ryan how about you come do that to me HEYO
sweatshirt markowitz: he's banging on the window im gonna shoot him
ryro ross: do it