Jokes and Puns that will (pro...

By MasudaKamia

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Hello there! You probably want to see jokes that are funny, mean, sad, and ones that may make you pee your pa... More

Clearly Cheating (Dark Humor)
Dead Again (Dark Humor)
College Grads (School Humor)
A Lesson In Government (Dirty/News & Politics)
ABC (Kid Humor)
Drinking Buddies (Nationality Humor)
Flies In The Beer
Death By Mexican (Nationality Humor)
The Russian Pretzel
411
Adding Blonde
Confusing Blonde
Picture Perfect
Airport
Broom (Pick up line)
Airport (Pick up line)
Cops (Pick up lines)
Flighty Blonde
Point of View
This Joke Hurts
Geometry
Know It All
Definite Definition
Camouflage Clothing
A Golfer's Confession
The Amazing Health Computer
The Army Hospital

No Backseat Blonde (Blonde/Gross Humor)

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By MasudaKamia

(A/N: I don't anything against blondes. I swear. It's just a joke, I hope you guys know that.)

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

"No!", yells the blonde.

Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

"For the last time, no!", says the blonde. Frustrated, they guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?"

The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"


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