Guide to introducing your boyfriend or guy friend to your crazy family

Chapter 1: introducing him

Introduce him very nicely make sure he is dressed appropriately, he does not need a suit and tie but make sure his shirt doesn't have a half naked chick on it I mean come on guys get your stuff together. Ok so now that he is dressed nice your taking him to your family you know them the best so introduce him while they are eating always while they're eating because that's when everyone is happy or at church if it's a special event like a wedding or something because no matter what religion they are they will not swear or yell in a church trust me I would know. Make sure you say his full name and make sure he shakes their hands because that's what a gentlemen would do. And introduce what he is to you like "guys this is (name) my (boyfriend, best friend, friend, etc.)."