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Dad: I want you to marry the girl of my choice.
Son: No!!!
Dad: This girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: .....then,okay
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!!!
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates: then, okay
Dad goes to the President of World Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.
President: No!!!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then, ok.
This is business.

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