I notice a long hallway that leads to a tiny door, which the rabbit successfully enters. How was I supposed to follow it? The door was too small for me to follow the little shit. So I sat on the ground crossing my legs.
"Now what?" I ask myself.
My eyes wander around to take in my surroundings, what could I use to get through that door? Maybe there was something I could use to break it down? I notice a table and a little bottle set on it. I grab it and find a little tag attached to it.
'Drink me'
"Well it isn't marked poison" I shrug taking a sip.
I feel myself getting smaller and smaller, funnily, the first thought that crossed my head, was that I didn't want my penis to shrink along the way. I didn't want it to get all tiny. I was the same size as the door now, but I was still worried about my penis. So I took a look at it for a second and sighed in relief.
"I've still got it" I assured myself.
Turning the door knob I sigh in frustration. It wouldn't open up. The door was locked.
"Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me" I groan.
Looking to the side of the door I find a tiny cake.
'Eat me' the icing said.
"I doubt this will help, it seems like I keep messing up"
But either way I bite into the cake, which ends up with me growing this time.
"Fingers crossed my dick grows in size too" I laugh at myself and I grab what seemed to be a key at the top of the table, now that I could finally reach it. But I wouldn't stop growing. My head has reached the ceiling at this point. I still wouldn't stop.
"I ASKED FOR A BIGGER DICK BUT NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF BREAKING THROUGH THE CEILING!"
I finally stop but I have to practically get into the fetus position so I can keep myself intact. I grab the little bottle I had previously drank from, take a sip, and feel myself shrinking until I was finally a suitable size to pass through the door. I unlock it and step through. The place looked like it was from a dream or something. It just gave off that vibe, like it was unrealistic.
The rabbit was running off again, but I didn't see the point in following it anymore. Seems like I could be doing a lot more than chasing a pink-eyed rabbit.
"Whooo areeee youuuu?" I hear a voice drag.
Turning around my eyes land on a guy that looks around my age, smoking a joint. He had black hair, brown eyes , and blue tinted skin. He also looked like a human caterpillar with the many arms/legs he has.
"I don't even know, one second I'm me and the next I'm high as fuck chasing a rabbit" I shrug.
"Whoo areee youuu?"
"Who're you?" I counter.
"I'm Calum" he shakes my hand and places a lit up joint in it.
"Alright I'm guessing you want me to join the fun?"
"Whoo aree youu?"
"I'M LUKE!" I yelled at him and he purses his lips in annoyance.
"I already regret inviting you for a smoke, Luke" he rolls his eyes and I glare at him.
"Wow thanks, mind telling me where the hell am I?"
"Wonderland" Calum replies.
"Who came up with that stupid ass name?" I chuckle.
"It's called what it has always been called, don't get all prissy about it" he rolls his eyes at me (again) and I raise a middle finger.
"We started off on the wrong foot, or in my case, feet. Perhaps we can start over?"
"Right sure, sure" I nod quickly, not wanting to form any enemies.
"Now you have to leave"
"LEAVE?! I thought we were going to start over!"
"Well duh, you're supposed to go back to where you came from and we have to meet again" Calum says, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"You make no sense but I'm gonna go with it"
"I do make sense, you're the dumb one here"
I walk away from him and return to be welcomed by his smartass grin.
"Whooo are youuu?"
"Not this again" I complain.
"Your name is Not This Again? Your parents must've disliked you very much"
"My name is Luke, you already know that"
"Hellooo Luke, I'm Calum" he dismisses my rude behavior and I sigh.
"Is there a map or something? Cause I have no idea which way takes me where and I wanna go home, the door I came from is gone"
"No one else knows either" Calum shrugs.
"But people live here! How can they not know where they're going!?"
"The Red Queen knows"
"The Queen?"
"The Red Queen" he corrects.
"How can I find her?"
"I haven't got the slightest idea, perhaps in her castle, dimwit"
"Stop being an ass about it, I don't know where the fuck her castle is!"
"Almost no one knows how to get there. The rabbit does though, he's her Harold"
"BUT THE RABBIT JUST RAN AWAY!"
"Well you should've told him to wait up!"
"I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GOING TO THE CASTLE, OR THAT THERE WAS A CASTLE!"
"What am I supposed to do about that?"
"Help me maybe?"
He takes a moment to think and then takes another drag. Giving me a shrug. Like a 'I can't help you' gesture. I glare at him and start walking away when he yells out after me.
"WAIT! THE TWINS!"
"Twins?" I turn around to face him and he nods excitedly.
"THE TWINS WILL KNOW! TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE DUM!"
Tweedle dee and Tweedle dum? That didn't sound promising.
"How do I find them?" I question.
"Follow the sound of honks, they have a horn and they honk it all the damn time I swear it gives me a migraine"
"Thanks"
He nods once and I try and strain my ears for any signs of honking. Gotta find the twins if I was getting out of here.