OMG CHAPTER FIVE U GUYS! YA'LL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THAT'S RIGHT! TIME FOR BLOOPERZZZZZZZZZZZ!
BY THE WAY, I HAD NO IDEA HOW THESE WOULD TURN OUT AND IT WAS A BIT HARD WRITING IT FROM MY HEAD LOL BUT WHATEVER... IT'S HERE SO...
ALSO, IF THERE ARE EVER MISSING WORDS, I APPOLIGIZED BECAUSE THEY WERE THERE WHEN I PUBLISHED AND WHEN I CHECKED MY CHAPTER TO SEE HOW IT CAME OUT AFTER IT WAS PUBLISHED, A FEW THINGS WERE MISSING LOL, LIKE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER WHEN I MEANT TO WRITE AND IT CAME OUT AS NOTHING SO THE SENTENCE WAS LIKE, "though I rather he worked for someone other than ." LIKE, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU REMEBER THAT...
OKAY SO WHAT IMMA DO IN SUM OF MY INTROS IS I WILL I WILL PUT SOME PEOPLE'S SUGGESTIONS UP HERE SO I CAN COMMENT WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THEM.
.908Hmm how about Pepper sending him to get something then Pietro and Sam taking it and having him find it?
hollowichigo12- For a good prank why not have Scarlet Witch, Pietro, and maybe Tony by having Peter be asked to grab a file or something like that but Thor's hammer is on top of it. Peter tries everything to get the file out from under the hammer until he decides to pick it up and actually lifts up Thor's hammer. He even makes some fake hammer attacks while holding it before putting it back down. Tony, Wanda, and Pietro are sitting around the corner with their jaws on the floor wondering what just happened. What they will not know is that Peter overheard them talking this one day and decided to ask Thor if he wanted to mess with them a little which Thor agrees to allowing Peter pick up his hammer.
ME-OMG I LUV BOTH OF YOUR IDEAS SO I AM THINKING OF MIXING THEM TOGETHER LIKE MAYBE AFTER SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO FIND THAT ONE FILE HE ENDS UP FINDING IT ON THE COUNTER UNDER THOR'S HAMMER.
spiderman1fan- 1. Ultron comes back and more powerful than before and it's going to take the avengers, the red team, and other heroes to stop him.
2. Loki creates his own anti-avengers team.
3. Thanos comes to Earth.
ME-I LIKE ALL OF YOUR IDEAS BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH THE SECOND SINCE I COULD TOTALLY PUT IT INTO MY STORYLINE WITHOUT CHANGING ANY PLANS, AND BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THANOS AND THAT GOT ME THINKING "WHAT IF PETER PARKER MET PETER QUILL?"... I ALSO CHOOSE SECOND BECUZ I HAVE THIS REALLY HUGE SPOILER/PLOT TWIST WHICH I HAVE BEEN DYING FOR SOMONE TO ASK TO SPOIL SOMETHING. I MEAN SERIOUSLY... IT'S SO BIG IT MAKES BLACK CAT JEALOUS AND MAKES SPIDER-MAN START FREAKING OUT ABOUT A SPIDERS MATING SEASON...
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING MARVEL HERE...
OKAY LET'S START.
CHAPTER 5: BLOOPER AMERICA... THE FIRST BLOOPER (OF THIS STORY)
FROM CHAPTER 1
Felicia stopped walking and turned to look at the cemetery where her father was buried. She moved her hair out of her face only to have it smack her back when the wind blew, causing a few crew members to snicker. Felicia gagged furiously tried to blow the hair from her face while disturbing the silence.
"CAN YOU NOT!" Peter said, snapping his head back to Felicia from the grave he was staring at, and giving her the death glare until he burst out laughing at the sight of the woman being chocked by her own hair.
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Felicia followed Peter as he walked into the store without noticing her presence. She wasn't stalking him, just... seeing what he was up to... while figuring out a way for him to notice her... I feel like an idiot. I've never even been here!
Felicia noticed that Peter had been standing in front of the rice aisle for quite some time. He picked out a box, stared at it for five seconds, and fell on his knees, sniffling. Felicia and the film crew slyly slid their ways towards Peter and facepalmed. The box he picked up had read, 'Uncle Ben's Brown Rice :TO DIE FOR! (-and a thumbs up-)'.
FROM CHAPTER 2
"Hey there, name's Felicia Hardy. And of course, you are Peter Parker." Felicia stated, extending her hand even as Peter eyed her suspiciously.
"How the fuck do you know me? Also, HI FELICIA. AND BYE FELICIA." Peter as he gave an imaginary hair whip and turned on his feet, thot walking away as the crew members laughed.
"D.D.!" Deadpool cried in excitment, jumping on Daredevil's feet.
"What?!"
"WE NEED A NEW MEMBER! SOMEONE WHO CAN BRING US TOGETHER! LET'S ADOPT-"
"FUCK NO. We are in no way dating, and I-"
"WOAH! I WASN'T GONNA SAY THAT! Unless that's what you want..." Deadpool suggested, wiggling his eyebrows so flirtylicious that even the oblivious Peter Parker would get the hint. Daredevil paused for ten seconds before sprinting away as fast as he could run.
FROM CHAPTER 3
"Tony." Tony felt a small poke on his shoulder.
"Toooooony." Two more pokes followed. The voice grew louder.
"TONY THERE ARE TWO DRUNK WOMEN TURNT LESBIANS MAKING OUT WITH PEPPER AND A CHICK NAMED GINGER WHO HAS A BUNCH OF BEER WAITING FOR YOU WHILE A WOMAN NAMED BOOZE IS VIDEO TAPING ALL THE PARTS YOU MISSED! ALSO, THEY WANT YOU SO BAD THAT THEY'RE PLANNING ON MAKING OUT WITH JARVIS IN YOUR SUIT!" Tony's eyes immediately shot open.
"TAKE ME BITCHES!" He shouted. But Tony stopped and looked around.
"Liar."
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"Hey, you know what we would have called you if YOU had gotten the super serum instead of Cap?" Peter ask Bruce.
"No, what?"
Peter came incredibly close to his ear and whispered, "the Star Spangled Banner..."
CHAPTER 4
"Hey Spidey!" Peter turned around and saw a crazy hot woman with blond hair so light that it would have looked silver to any normal person. She wore an intensely tight cat suit that showed all the right curves, with white fur on the back of her long black boots and gloves and the same fur lining her long V-neck cat-suit that was zipped down so low that you would wonder when the whole suit would snap. "Hey, your ass looks sooo much better than it does on TV by the way hun." Spider-Man ignored the last word and the purr in the woman's voice as he eyed her with suspicion. He smirked.
"WHY THANKS BEAUTIFUL! ALL IT TOOK WAS A BITE!" (get it? spider bite?")-Luxy
Black Cat looked at him oddly. "Umm... Are you like... gay or something? (No offence to gays actually, I support :D tbh I think gay couples are adorable)"
"Spidey frowned under his mask and held his hand on his chest. "Uh, excuse me, so what if I am? Not too bad yourself by the way, hun."
The film crew snickered as Black Cat mumbled a "nevermind" and flipped away, not bothering to show off her moons.
"That'll keep her away." Spider-Man mumbled.
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Peter scanned his mind for anyone fitting the new burglar's profile, but before coming up with an answer, he shrieked as he was pulled into a building and thrown onto a chair, which he now sat on.
Peter looked around the dark room, but couldn't find a thing, that was until a bright light clicked on in front of him. He could see the faint figure of a woman sitting opposite of him with a flashlight and a clipboard.
"I am, I would like to ask you questions." She said, Peter gulped.
Silence fell on the two.
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"RAPE! RAPE! SOMEBODY HELP ME THIS WOMAN LOCKED ME IN HERE HEEEEEEELLLLPPP!" Peter shouted from the chair.
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*bing*, came Tony's ringtone. The billionaire picked up the phone and read Pepper's message.
"Got a new assistant!" Tony texted back.
"Cool. Is she cute?"
*bing*
"He's a guy Tony."
"Is he cute?"
*bing*
"TONY!"
"HE IS ISN'T HE! ♡ (˘▽˘>ԅ( ˘⌣˘)"
*bing*
"You are a sad little man."
"A sad little drunk playboy genius man."
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When the doors opened Peter paused for a moment to see where everyone was. Fortunately, everybody was on the couch with their backs facing Peter. Unfortunately, the volume was set low because a few people had complained once to Tony. Fortunately, Peter was light and quiet.
Yes, everybody failed to notice the tall stick figure tip toeing in the back of them, they were too busy watching Mean Girls. Peter grabbed the green file and went back.
Before placing his second foot in the elevator, Peter purposely banged his foot against the tile floor to catch everyone's attention.
Pietro immediately ran towards the elevator, where he caught a glimpse of a tall and skinny teenager with large brown eyes and brown hair.
Right before the elevator doors slammed shut, the kid shouted, "MY NAME JEFF!" before Pietro crashed against them.
"What was that?" Asked Steve and Sam in unison.
"Some guy named Jeff took off with a green folder."
OKAY SO HERE YOU GO... SORRY THE BLOOPS ARE SHORT... AGAIN, IT'S KINDA HARD MAKING THEM FUNNY AFTER THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS WHOLE TIME. MAYBE I SHOULD PUT BLOOPERS EVERY TEN CHAPTERS... YEAH, I'LL PROBABLY DO THAT.
BY THE WAY, YA'LL ARE STILL FREE TO SUGGEST PRANKS BECUZ THE NEXT CHAPTER IS CALLED "HOW TO PRANK A PETER". IT'S NOT JUST PRANKING THO, THERE IS GOING TO BE MORE BLACK CAT, AND THE AVENGERS ARE PLANNING TO HAVE A TALK WITH SPIDEY THE DAY HE PUT THE (FOR EVERYONE BUT STARK) UNBREAKABLE COLLAR ON PETER, IT'S ALSO THE SAME DAY RED TEAM STRUGGLE TO TAKE IT OFF OF HIM...
AND AGAIN... ANY SPOILER QUESTIONS? I ALREADY WRITE CHAPTERS THAT SHOULD BE IN THE NEAR SIXTIES LOL... AND AS FOR THE PLOT TWIST... I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT FOR DAYS...
HAVE FUN!
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