(i have no regrets of adding whoever im adding into this fic i dont even listen to them that much ;) also brendon and ryan are barely in this chapter)
dallon weekend: where the fuck did brendon and ryan go
spencer 'no homo' smith: theyre fucking in the back of brendon's car
dallon weekend: goals
tyjo: guys you know that cliche in movies and shit where someone brings an acoustic guitar
alex gayscarf: dont tell me
alex gayscarf: you did not
tyjo: /1 photo attached
tyjo: got my fucking UKULELE
jack is gay: well
jack is gay: time to go home
joshua done: NO HES REALLY GOOD DONT LEAVE
zack not zach: are ryan and brendon still fucking in his car what the fuck
lyndsey gunnslinger: alexa went on a camping trip we're back tho
tyjo: 'camping trip'
glass foot boy: WHY THEH FUXCK YOU LUYIHNG
ale(sbian)xa: GOD DAMMIT
ale(sbian)xa: besides we met a trans girl who goes to our school at the camp site
zack not zach: WAIT YOU ACTUALLY WENT CAMPING
zack not zach: I DONT BELIEVE THIS
lyndsey gunnslinger: YEAH WTF I GOT HER KIK???
jack is gay: I DO NOT B E L I E V E
dallon weekend: how many times have brendon and ryan had sex today like wtf they havent come in yet
halsey frappuccino: THIS IS NOT THE TIME DALLON WE GETTING A NEW MEMBER OF THE GAY CLUB
hayley williams!! has joined the chat, invited by lyndsey gunnslinger
hayley williams!!: um
hayley williams!!: hello?
spencer 'no homo' smith: HAYLEY!!!!
hayley williams!!: SPENCER!!!!!!
dallon weekend: SHIT YOU GUYS ACTUALLY DID GO CAMPING
ale(sbian)xa: we dont lie lesbians dont lie
lyndsey gunnslinger: true
jenna mclesbian: thats not true i am a huge lesbian and i lie to all of you by saying we're friends
hayley williams!!: SAVAGE
dallon weekend: ANYWAY HAYLEY TELL US UR PRONOUNS AND SEXUALITY
hayley williams!!: OKAY OKAY
hayley williams!!: IM HAYLEY WILLIAMS AND IM A LIL TRANS GIRL AND MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER AND IM ASEXUAL AND PANROMANTIC (':
patrick tree: YO IM ASEXUAL AS WELL BUT IM A SMALL NONBINARY CHILD
hayley williams!!: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
patrick tree: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dallon weekend: theyre making friends with each other im a proud father
patrick tree: GOSH DAD
patrick tree: YOURE SO EMBARASSING DAD
dallon weekend: )':
ryro ross: um hi
ryro ross: we're back
dallon weekend: GET IN THE FUCKING HOUSE RYAN YOU LITTLE ASSCRACK YOU AND BRENDON HAVE BEEN FUCKING FOR LIKE AN HOUR
beebo urine: GOTTA B L AS T
beebo urine: anyway i see that hAYLEYS HERE MY DAUGHTER
hayley williams!!: MY REAL DAD
ryro ross: fine ignore your other dad
hayley williams!!: DAD!
ryro ross: DAMN RIGHT YOUR DADS ARE HERE
ryro ross: do you want brendon and i to pick you up and take you to dallons christmas party
dallon weekend: NO
dallon weekend: YOU AND BRENDON ARE NOT LEAVING YOU ALREADY HAVENT COME INTO THE HOUSE DESPITE BEING OUTSIDE FOR AN HOUR
dallon weekend: ILL GO PICK HER UP
hayley williams!!: SOME JUST PICK ME UP I WANNA COME TF
dallon weekend: SPENCER IS IN CHARGE OF THE PARTY UNTIL I COME BACK WITH HAYLEY
spencer 'no homo' smith: alright guys im in charge
spencer 'no homo' smith: we're gonna spray paint his entire house
dallon weekend: nevermind spencer is going to pick up hayley
hayley williams!!: JUST PICK ME UP DAMMIT
beebo urine: LIKE FR I WANNA SEE MY BABY GIRL??