Q. How many redheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One -- she holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a pit bull?
A. The pantsuit.
Q. What's black-and-blue and lies on the sidewalk?
A. A guy who tells too many redheaded jokes.
Q. Why is it better to date a blonde than a redhead?
A. You can ignore a blonde safely.
Q. How do you remember a redhead's birthday?
A. Forget it once.
Q. How is a redhead like a tennis racquet?
A. They're both high-strung.
Q. What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?
A. Handle both with care.
Q. What do you call a redhead guy who works at a bakery?
A. A ginger bread man!
Q. What's shorter then an ant?
A. A redhead's temper
Seen inscribed on a tombstone: "Beneath this stone lies the guy who told that last bad redhead joke."
Redheads are just blondes with high blood pressure.