Group Chat -Ryden-

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beebo urine: who the fuck is ryro ross and why is he in this chat ryro ross: literally die brendon possible t... More

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beebo urine: ry im outside ur grandparents house come on we gotta go get DRUNK

ryro ross: my grandmother insulted my skirt and i thought she was gonna say something like 'youre a boy!?? why!??!?' but she was like 'its too long you look like a person back in my day go in the kitchen and cut that dress up to your knees' thanks grandma ily2

beebo urine: yeah like wtf your skirt was like down to your ankles 

ryro ross: LEAVE ME ALONE

dallon weekend: did you cut your skirt

ryro ross: yeah

ryro ross: im wearing the cut off part around my shoulders like a thin sweater

beebo urine: you look like a fucking librarian take that off

spencer 'no homo' smith: send a pic

beebo urine: /1 photo attached

beebo urine: he looks like a librarian but like a hot librarian 

tyjo: true

ryro ross: WAIT BRENDON CAN YOU TAKE ME HOME REAL QUICK I WANNA PUT SOMETHING ELSE ON

dallon weekend: jesus christ hes gonna put on lingerie and come to my party

ryro ross: NO BRENDON FR TAKE ME HOME REALLY QUICK IM GONNA BE SO CUTE

beebo urine: JESUS OKAY

ryro ross: YAY

joshua done: im gonna scream tyler and i are at the corner store buying more eggnog because the girls drank all of it already

halsey frappuccino: sorry ///:

halsey frappuccino: i drank like two gallons of it without the rum shit because rum is gross

ryro ross: okay true

ryro ross: BRENDON THIS IS MY HOUSE STOP DRIVING

beebo urine: GO GO GO GO GO

ryro ross: AHHHH ILL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE

alex gayscarf: HI JACK RIAN AND ZACK ARE ON OUR WAY WE HAD TO GO PICK RIAN UP FROM THE HOSPITAL HE CAN GO HE JUST HAS TO BE IN A WHEELCHAIR

dallon weekend: lol loser

ryro ross: GUYS BEFORE I CHANGE DO YOU GUYS LIKE RED WINE MY MOM HAS LIKE TWO BOTTLES OF IT I CAN TAKE ONE

halsey frappuccino: UM YES I CAN BE A WINE MOM 

alex gayscarf: i also got like 3/4 of a bottle of vodka i can be a vodka aunt

beebo urine: WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SO MUCH ALCOHOL JESUS CHRIST WE'RE SEVENTEEN AND EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD 

beebo urine: RYAN LOOKS LIKE HE'S EIGHT ID LOVE TO SEE HIM CARRY A BOTTLE OF WINE

beebo urine: RYAN HURRY UP

beebo urine: holy shit he looks fucking fine

beebo urine: /1 photo attached

jenna mclesbian: BOYS IN CROP TOPS 2K15!!!!!!!!

taylor jardead: BOYS IN SKIRTS 2K15!!!!!!!!

dallon weekend: BOYS IN CROP TOPS AND SKIRTS 2K15!!!!!!

ryro ross: stop trying to be part of the club gosh dallon

dallon weekend: halsey go lock the door dont let them in because ill hit them with a bat

halsey frappuccino: UM OKAY 


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