L-Sorry Ash I was sleeping
L-Being hard and crying takes a lot out of you
A-I knowww
A-But how's my Princess
A-These time zones are fucking stupid as shit
L-Ikr
L-And I'm good, my dick hurts when I move sometimes and my balls are tingly but I'm good
A-Tingly
A-Tingly balls idk but that sounds like a link
L-Omfg it does
A-See 😏
L-If you're in that kind of mood, get out bc I'm not letting myself get hard again today
L-Or tomorrow
L-Or the next day
L-Etc
A-I know I know :(
L-Let's be a cute couple for a change
L-Instead of a horny one
A-What's that supposed to mean
L-Be cutesy and shit
L-Like tell me what you want to do to me(that isn't sexual) right now
L-We can work from there
A-What do you want me to go and find the book:
How to be in a cutesy and shit relationship for idiots?
L-No
A-Fine. I want to see you.
A-Like in person
A-Not over two stupid pieces of metal
L-Well I still have all my birthday money
L-I have a rich ass aunt
L-Who loves me
A-I swear to fucking God nope
A-No no nope
A-Ñøpë
L-Why not?
A-You're not allowed
A-And I don't have the time
A-I can't just "call in sick"
L-Ik that but it'd still be nice to see you
A-Just a few more weeks
A-I have the money
L-I can't wait that long
A-I'll get my ticket like two weeks in advanced
A-The third week of November
A-Michael will be coming with
L-Idc Ash I need cuddles I've been missing you since August
A-I've been missing you too
L-But you don't have to deal with a bitchy Calum
L-He's mean to me
A-You don't have to deal with a loud ass moaner Michael
A-He's gotta wank a lot
A-He wakes me up
A-At lease I'm quiet gosh
L-What do you wank to
A-You ;)
L-Good
A-Fuck sorry
A-Didn't mean to become "that" relationshit 😒
L-S'fine I asked
A-Okay baby
L-☺️
L-I like when you call me that
L-It makes me feel cute
A-Because you are cute
L-Not right now I'm not
L-I'm whining at Calum to bring me things and carry me around because it hurts to walk
L-Every other time I'm absolutely adorable
A-I know😉
L-Ash what time is it for you?
A-It's 1 am
L-Oh Ash go to bed you need rest, I'll talk to you tomorrow
A-F u c k u
L-You have classes don't you?
A-Yes
L-Then go to sleep
L-Can't have you failing now can we
A-No because I'm going to support our family with our two adopted kids
L-Exactly
L-Now sleep
A-And our two dogs
L-Yes Ashton I understand
A-And a cat even tho I'm allergic
L-We can get a hairless one
A-Ur dick isn't broken right
L-Not as far as I know
A-Better not be
L-It's not like you take it up the ass
A-Prepare yourself for thanks giving because you'll thank me so much 😈
A-What the hell
A-No
A-I don't get the d up my ass
L-Ik
L-Ash?
L-You haven't answered in a while
L-I assume you fell asleep
L-Goodnight babe
L-Love you