My Book of Randomness.

By ptvmax

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This started out as a rant book and then blossomed into whatever this is... :: xo.max More

HOLY CHIZ
My Cat Is Dumb
what
I DONT EVEN KNOW
Me in 7th grade
I CANT BREATHE OMG
I'm not girly but I HATE spiders
Hello
SO LIVE IN LOVE AND DIE
My Art Teacher is Fucking Awesome
FANDOM DAY
ATTACK ON TITAN
WATTPAD. WHUT R U DOIN.
tUMBLR.
ITS A SIGNNNNN
gOD FRICKIN DANGIT WATTPAD.
It's a Smol Me
Tumblr
wHY
eXCUSE YOU.
Bish no.
This man i swear...
More Tumblr
Spam
Tumblr
Part 58
REY IS GUD SALESSMAN
^~^
I should really stop
I'm Back
More tumblr
Tumblr
*Insert Button Emoji*
Yey
Part 69..
nO
... you okay...?
Concerned Ghost..
Men of tumblr
Tumblr spam
Joyce Barakat
tøp
Gerard Way
My hair though...
The struggles
YEEEEEEET
Truth
Yeah.
IN THE ARRRRMS OF THE ANGELLSSSSSSS...
SQUEAKS
This.
No
Pierce the Veil
Part 91 wow
Tumblr
MIND BLOWN
Hello there
What All Cats Do
Haha
98 PARTS WOW
Part 99
PART 100 WHAT WHAT
WHO LIKES THIS SONG BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH
My Dog Is Gonna Be Fricking Huge...
Wanna Be Nosy? Go Ahead
SO I ALMOST DIED..
lOOK AT THIS FRICKIN ART
Just Casually Watching SpongeBob When All Of A Sudden..
.. alright then
Bootyful
I Found My New Lockscreen Background
Kellin Has No Chill.
Excuse Me
Well, Michael, don't you look fabulous?
Oteepee
If You Get This, I Love You
XD
FRERARD
Gerard
Fronki the smol bean
I kinda wanna see this
Patrick Stump is Adorable
Whale this is cute
Me af.
The Best of Tumblr
Gerard's Not Okay. (I Promise)
tHIS IS THE BEST THING
I was on Pinterest when all of a sudden...
WHO SAID THIS AMAZING QUOTE?
Awwwwwww
I Never Told You What I Do For a Living
DYING IS A GIFT SO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND REST IN PEACE
Kellic's Child
HOLY WOW 1.09K READS ILY ALL
Wow 1.1K reads!!
Dogs..
...
Struggles.
Pierce the Veil..
Comment yours
Frank Iero
This Child..
More Tags Yay
I was watching Harry Potter and this happened...
FOB.
.. What is this ..
..
oh..
Oh Pinterest..
You dirty people...
Me..
eXCUSE ME MISTER IERO.
Copeland Quinn
The three p's
MCR humor
Idk Why But This Made Me Crack Up...
..
Hey Gerard Likes Water.
I found this screenshot on my phone
YOU GO GIRL
I dont think ive shown you all this lovely picture yet...
Is This Too Far?
Yes
What is this...
Oh..
Tumblr
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
My brain hurts by reading this..
twenty one pilots.
Im starting to hate tags
More Tags..Yaaaaay..
...
... Again
I love art history
That child doesnt look happy
...
Spam
...
.-.
Its so blue...
Splashing
..
Part 193
Part 194
Part 195
Part 196
Part 197
Part 198
Part 199
hey i'm actually alive
lil updates
i never noticed this??
hello again
HI GUYS I HAVE ABANDONED THIS ACCOUNT

IM LAUGHING

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By ptvmax

AAAAALLLRIGHTY

So my dog had puppies early Tuesday morning and they've been under my dad's old truck.

Well it started raining really hard about 45 minutes ago so we had to go get them.

I HAD TO CRAWL UNDER THE TRUCK AND GET FIVE PUPPIES AND I GOT DIRT ALL OVER MY FACE, LEGS, SHORTS AND PIERCE THE VEIL SHIRT.

I ACCIDENTALLY INHALED WHEN MY FACE HIT THE DIRT SO I GOT DIRT UP MY NOSE. MY ALLERGIES ARE ACTING UP SO YEAH..

FUN

SO I TOOK A SHOWER AND IN THE SHOWER I SNEEZED AND THERE WAS DIRT EVERYWHERE

BUT I FEEL A LOT BETTER AND THOSE PUPPIES ARE FREAKING ADORABLE, MIGHT I ADD.

Okay that's all. ^.^

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