Dan,
I decided to get rid of the negativity in my life. So I started by throwing away things you've given me for Christmas and my birthday.
It felt good to start to forget about you. It felt terrible, because I knew they were from you.
The only thing I didn't throw away that was a part from our friendship was our book, The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire. Do you remember that book? It was great. Apparently, the authors went on tour to see their fandom and they loved it.
Oh, but somehow they ended up not being friends anymore.
So sad.
Oh well.
From one of those authors,
Phil Lester