Alberta: Everyone in favor of destroying Germany's house, raise your hand!
No one: *raises hand*
Alberta: Seriously? See this scar? Germany did it--- no, actually my cat did it. So I gave it to Greece.
Manitoba: *breaks through glass* Did somebody say destroy?!
Alberta: YES FINALLY THE DESTRUCTION DUO IS HERE!
Vira: So you think you're the only ones who have duos? I give you, the awesomer-than-Prussia duo!
Middle Earth and Vira: OH YEAH!
Italy and Romano and Canada: We're the hair curl trio!
Vira: This is for duos.
Italy and Romano: We're the our-hair-curls-are-better-than-Matthew's duo!
America and Sealand: We're the ADHD Duo!
France and Korea: We're the romance duo!
Me and Manitoba: We're the murderer duo!
Everyone: What?
Me: What?
Manitoba: That's illegal....but I still do it.
France: You won't do it to me though...
Manitoba: You're right, I won't.
England: Why ever not? You can't like this French frog!
Manitoba: He always wears blue so when he bleeds after I stab him his clothes turn PURPLE!!!!!
England: Oh.