I wake up in my bed, my hair is messy.
"Oh no!" I say. I hate having messy hair, I am a model.
I look at the photo of me and my ex, Michel, the teenage mutant turtle. I sigh. He was too young, he's better off without me, now he's a ninja.
I begin to cri, but then remember how he cheat on me with Stacy, da slut.
Ugh she is sich a bitch I hate her!!!!!1!1!1 I also hate Michel bc he cheatsed!
I am angerd now and I skree.
After I puttted on mi cloths, I left my super-cool apartment, and went to work.
"Hi Kelsey!" Sed my agent. "Here r sum fashions 4 u 2 try on!!!11"
"OmG thank!" I sed, and out tem on in da chenging room.
Sudenly I sew a green face withh a winking wonking eyrborws.
It was...A TEENAGE MUTENT TURTLE!
What will heppen? Stay tuned 4 mor!!!1!!1!1!1!1