alex bab(yboy)inski: its been twenty minutes of me, sitting alone at the playground at 23rd street
alex bab(yboy)inski: i have gauges and im wearing a black flannel shirt and skinny jeans in seventy degree weather all the parents of the three year olds are staring at me i wanna die
brian macaroni: are you okay do you need parent back up
ryro ross: can i come too
alex bab(yboy)inski: i need backup brian put on your most emo clothes and come to the playground pls i need a tag team member
jack is gay: i love how gayscarf left the chat an hour ago and ran out of my house and you guys still havent fought yet
ryro ross: WAIT THAT WAS AN HOUR AGO
jack is gay: YEAH
zack not zach: DUDE HES WITH ME AND RIAN WE'RE AT SUBWAY
beebo urine: which subway we're all coming over
rian not ryan: WE'RE AT THE SUBWAY LIKE A BLOCK FROM THE PLAYGROUND ALEX IS AT
alex bab(yboy)inski: SEND HIM OUT HERE IM GONNA BEAT HIM UP
alex gayscarf has joined the chat, invited by alex bab(yboy)inski
alex gayscarf: ILL BUY YOU LUNCH IF YOU DONT BEAT ME UP
dallon weekend: STOP TRYING TO BRIBE HIM FIGHT EM LIKE A REAL MAN
alex gayscarf: I WANNA DIE
alex gayscarf has left the chat
jack is gay: im gonna come beat him up if he keeps LEAVING
spenc: tbh same
lyndsey gunnslinger: WAS IT A BAD IDEA TO ADD BABINSKI INTO THIS CHAT HAVE I SPARKED THE ALEX WARS
spenc: NO I LIKE BABINSKI MORE THAN GASKARTH
alex gayscarf has joined the chat, invited by zack not zach
alex gayscarf: rian and zack told me what you said spenc now we have to fight
spenc: .....
spenc: gotTA BLAST!!!
alex gayscarf: BABINSKI TEAM UP WITH ME TO TAKE DOWN SPENCER
alex bab(yboy)inski: no he likes me fuck yeah go spenc
beebo urine: i know this is the middle of a war zone but does anyone wanna come to a party with me that ill probably ditch half way through just to have sex with ry
ryro ross: wait what party
ryro ross: no im not going to a party i HATE
beebo urine: RY PLS ILL BUY YOU A DOG
ryro ross: im actually expecting a dog
ryro ross: screenshoting that shit to use as blackmail
ale(sbian)xa: i like how you referred to this chat as a 'war zone' and i imagined you and ryan talking next to alex and alex beating each other up and now i cant stop laughing lynn get off me
lyndsey gunnslinger: no