Why I have a tomato

How i got my tomato

I was walking down the street then it hit me... A GIANT RED TOMATO. I couldn't believe my eyes as it splattered into a MILLION pieces right there and then. I wasn't wet or sticky, I look down and see a tomato different from the rest , it seemed weird so I picked it up with courage (it took a lot) I see its tiny little face and continue walk with it in my hand.