Akita: you're my favorite person in the world right now T-T
Yuuki: *being glomped*
Akita: K-K-KANERIN!
Kaneki: STHAP.
Rin: WHAT.
Akita: seven minute in heaven! NOW! *pushes them into a closet*
Kaneki: Hey!
Rin: Kita-chan!
Akita: *slams door* MAKE OUT OR CHU DIE!
Yuuki: XD
Akita: now~ *pushes Yuuki and Ed into another closet* EDUKI? EDKI? EDUUKI? EDYUUKI? WHAT IS THE SHIP NAME?!
--SEVEN MINUTES LATER--
Akita: *opens Kanerin closet*
Kanerin: *separate quickly*
Akita: O.O DID CHU...
Rin: no!
Kaneki: never!
Akita: KANERIN IS R-
Rin: *kisses and makes her forget somehow*
Akita: Rin~ *chases*
Rin: *runs*
Zygo: MEH TURN! *opens [Ed and Yuuki ship name] closet*
Ed: *kissing Yuuki*
Zygo: THIS ONE IS FOR REALZ!
Yuuki: *blushes*
Ed: heyyyyyyy!
Zygo: SEVEN MINUTES IS UP BRUHS.
Ed: ... Dammit.
Zygo: KDVLWBRDWQCVAYLLOABKSVDUVEJD
Yuuki: anddddd she's broken again.