yes yes, horrible author is i
i hope the slow updates don't affect your interest in this book, im trying my best, it's just getting harder for me
also dedications to my friendsies:
Iarrystylinscn JENNERS for editing this chapter, what a lil cutie i love her sm
@cupcakedreamzz aka ECE for offering to gift me the neW SONG WHAT A HERO
and returnofthefeels vicky for actually gifting me money and just being a pretty great person overall alright alright i luv u vicksters
ok hi jen here, PLS WATCH THE VIDEO IN THE MULTIMEDIA THING ITS SOF UCKING FUNNY IM CRYING credz to leanners lol ok bye
enjoy the chapter my friends
NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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harrystyles: lewie??:?:??;?;
harrystyles: I'm freakin out ?:?:??:?;
louist91: who said u could call me lewie ?:!:??:?;?:?
harrystyles: but it's so cute ?/?:?:??:?
louist91: fuck u ?!:?:!;?;!;?;?
harrystyles: LISTEN TO ME LEWIE
louist91: I don't know who you're talking to
harrystyles: L E W I E
harrystyles: L I S T E N
louist91: who
harrystyles: U TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF NICKNAMES
harrystyles: louis !!!
louist91: ah yes, there it is
harrystyles: you're so cruel to treat me like this
louist91: oops?
harrystyles: but L I S T E N
louist91: my ears are open
harrystyles: TWO DAYS
harrystyles: TWO
harrystyles: ONLY TWO
harrystyles: THATS LITERALLY ONLY TWO
harrystyles: ONE TWO
harrystyles: SEE, ONLY TWO
louist91: ONLY TWO
harrystyles: IM SCARED IM SCARED IM SCARED
louist91: DONT BE SCARED DONT BE SCARED DONT BE SCARED
harrystyles: BUT
harrystyles: IM NERVOUS
louist91: BUT WHY
harrystyles: BECAUSE IM GOING TO MEET YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT
harrystyles: BUT THEN AGAIN IT MIGHT NOT BE
harrystyles: YOU MIGHT HATE ME
harrystyles: AND THEN KICK ME IN THE FACE
louist91: WE'VE ALREADY GONE OVER THIS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I MIGHT HATE U, I WILL NOT PUNCH U IN THE FACE
harrystyles: BUT KICKING IS DIFFERENT
louist91: KICK OR PUNCH
harrystyles: OK I TRUST U
louist91: GOOD GOOD
harrystyles: buT
louist91: wHAT
harrystyles: LET'S PLAY A GAME TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
louist91: ......
louist91: are we in fifth grade
harrystyles: pls
harrystyles: i want to learn more about u lewie
louist91: for starters, my name is nOT LEWIE
harrystyles: louist
louist91: NO
harrystyles: lewis
louist91: NO
harrystyles: looee
louist91: STOP
harrystyles: i don't have anymore names to annoy u :(
louist91: good u evil piece of shit
harrystyles: i am not a piece of shit
louist91: u piece of glittery shit
harrystyles: not much better
louist91: that's the best ur gonna get
harrystyles: oh
harrystyles: bUT LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER LOU LOU
louist91: i already know everything about you
harrystyles: yeah right
harrystyles: what's my favorite color
louist91: louis
harrystyles: um
harrystyles: what's my favorite movie
louist91: louis
harrystyles: what i do in my free time
louist91: louis
louist91: wink wonk
harrystyles: S T O P
louist91: can't stop won't stop
harrystyles: i know what ur favorite color is
louist91: harry
harrystyles: oh
harrystyles: i was gonna say red but ok
louist91: wink wonk
harrystyles: what doES THAT MEAN
louist91: exactly what you'd think
louist91: wink wonk
harrystyles: will u be the wink to my wonk
louist91: :O
louist91: i'd like you to wink my wonk
harrystyles: oK THEN
harrystyles: bUT STILL LET'S PLAY A GAME PLEAAAAAASSSEEEEE
louist91: UGH
harrystyles: PLEAAAAASSEEEEE
louist91: FINE OK
harrystyles: YAY
harrystyles: LET'S MAKE UP OUR OWN GAME
louist91: OK
harrystyles: SPELL OUT UR NAME WITH DIFFERENT FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF
louist91: idgi
harrystyles: ok ok ill go first
harrystyles: H: hates seaworld
harrystyles: A: amazing cooking skills
harrystyles: um
louist91: why u stop
harrystyles: i can't think of an 'r' ?!?!?!?!?!?
louist91: wait i have one
louist91: R: really loves louis
harrystyles: ok true
harrystyles: but now i need another r
louist91: R: really loves dick
harrystyles: oK
louist91: Y: yabadabadoo
harrystyles: whAT
louist91: there u go
harrystyles: WHAT DOES YABADABADOO HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS
louist91: it doesn't, it's just fun to say
louist91: (video attached) YABADABADOO
harrystyles: omg
harrystyles: (video attached) YABADABADOO
louist91: yabadabadoo?
harrystyles: yabadabadoo.
louist91: :O
louist91: flinstones, meet the flinstones
harrystyles: THEY'RE THE MODERN STONE AGE FAMILY
louist91: WOAH THERE HARRIE
harrystyles: I GOT EXCITED OK
louist91: CALM UR SHIT HARBEAR
harrystyles: OK OK IM CALM
louist91: GOOD
harrystyles: BUT WE NEED TO CONTINUE OUR GAME
louist91: i already know my entire name
harrystyles: then show me
louist91: wink wonk
harrystyles: STOP
louist91: L: loves harry
louist91: O: obviously loves harry
louist91: U: undeniably loves harry
louist91: I: incredibly loves harry
louist91: S: still loves harry
louist91: there u go
harrystyles: how very sweet of u
louist91: ikr
louist91: I'm soOoOo romantic
louist91: wink wonk
harrystyles: stop winking the wonk
louist91: actually its wonking the wink
louist91: uncultured swine
harrystyles: the U in LOUIS should be uncultured swine
louist91: SAY THAT TO MY FACE
louist91: TURN ON UR LOCATION I JUST WANNA TALK
harrystyles: ur gonna be able to talk to me in two days
louist91: i'll fight u so hard
harrystyles: YOU PROMISED U WOULDN'T HURT ME
harrystyles: LOUIS
louist91: FUCK I DID
louist91: U PLANNED THIS
harrystyles: DID I ?!?!?!!??!
louist91: U KNEW I WOULD WANT TO FIGHT YOU
louist91: NOW I CANT
harrystyles: GET REKT
louist91: YOU CANT SAY THAT
harrystyles: YES I CAN
louist91: U DON'T DESERVE THE REKT
harrystyles: REEEEEEKT
louist91: STOP
louist91: IF I CAN'T FIGHT YOU, I'LL BRING LIAM SO HE CAN
harrystyles: LIAM WONT FIGHT ME, HE LOVES ME
louist91: LIAM LOVES ME MORE
louist91: I WILL PAY HIM TO FIGHT YOU
harrystyles: THAT'S NOT FAIR
louist91: YES IT IS SHUT UP
louist91: AND ILL ALSO FIGHT NIALL
harrystyles: i bet on you
louist91: aw supportive girlfriend
harrystyles: shush
louist91: shush more like kush
louist91: *hits blunt*
harrystyles: no lewie pls
harrystyles: dnt do the marijuanas
louist91: i won't bb
louist91: just 4 u <333234242
harrystyles: thank u bb
louist91: anything 4 u bb
harrystyles: bb
louist91: bb
harrystyles: dd
louist91: :O
harrystyles: u keep using that face
louist91: because it's funny
louist91: :O
harrystyles: :O
louist91: when u spill ur drink :O
harrystyles: when you're cat pees on your carpet :O
louist91: when he send u nudes :O
louist91: just kidding he hasn't yet
louist91: wink wonk
harrystyles: you will not pressure me into showing you my butt
louist91: it's not pressure if u want to js
louist91: but u don't have to ok
harrystyles: hm
louist91: hm what
harrystyles: I'm thinking
louist91: about what
harrystyles: .............
louist91: um
harrystyles: brb
louist91: oh
louist91: well ok then
louist91: rude
louist91: I'll just wait here until u get back
louist91: so i saw a horse earlier today
louist91: her name was amelia
louist91: she had nice hair
louist91: very long
louist91: very luscious
harrystyles: (image attached)
louist91: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
louist91: WHAT THE FUCK
louist91: I WASNT FUCKING READY FOR THIS
harrystyles: I'm sorry did I interrupt your horse talk
louist91: MAN FUCK AMELIA
louist91: IM SO CONFUSED
harrystyles: you were talking about the horse's hair
harrystyles: very long
harrystyles: very luscious
louist91: THAT PIC U SENT IS MORE IMPORTANT
louist91: MORE LONG
louist91: MORE LUSCIOUS
harrystyles: ehejehjeheheheheh
louist91: WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM
harrystyles: I'm not sure actually
harrystyles: I took more but idk
louist91: here send them to me and I will evaluate them
harrystyles: this is my first time taking
harrystyles: pictures
harrystyles: of that
louist91: since I have dabbled a bit in the nudies, send em here and I will give back feedback
harrystyles: very funny
louist91: no humor, only constructive criticism
harrystyles: you're a dork
harrystyles: (image attached)
louist91: wOw oK
harrystyles: any notes?
louist91: jusT givE me a mOmenT to sOAk this all in alrigHT
louist91: NO NOTES, CONTINUE
harrystyles: (image attached)
louist91: jesus mother of god
harrystyles: (image attached) this is the last one
louist91: YOU PUT MY NUDES TO SHAME
harrystyles: but
harrystyles: I like yours
louist91: well I mean duh, of course you would
louist91: or I'd have to kill you
harrystyles: are mine good?
louist91: ur kidding right
louist91: beyond good, they're beautiful love
harrystyles: nudes are weird
harrystyles: how do u take them so often
louist91: what can I say
louist91: (image attached) I'm a pro
harrystyles: THATS AN OLD ONE
harrystyles: STOP TRYING TO CHEAT ME OUT OF WHAT I DESERVE
louist91: ALRIGHT MR PICKY ILL BE RIGHT BACK
harrystyles: YAY
louist91: (image attached) YA HAPPY NOW HARRIE
harrystyles: very
harrystyles: why do you have orange undies
louist91: the real question here is why do you call them undies
harrystyles: answer me
louist91: because orange is cool now leave my cool underwear alone
harrystyles: ugh fine
harrystyles: you won't show anyone my pictures though, right?
louist91: no, of course not
louist91: even if you wanted me to, I'd never show anyone
louist91: these were taken specially for me
louist91: mine
harrystyles: ok true
harrystyles: yours
louist91: Jesus Christ what kind of friendship do we have here
harrystyles: the best kind
louist91: I really can't wait to meet you
harrystyles: I can't wait to meet you too
harrystyles: (image attached) ok last one because I spoil you too much
louist91: WOW
louist91: THAT ONE'S GOING ON MY WALL
harrystyles: OMG NO
louist91: when he send u nudes :O
harrystyles: SHUT UP
louist91: REALLY can't wait to meet you
louist91: but like
harrystyles: STOP
harrystyles: NO
harrystyles: NEVER
louist91: I WAS KIDDING IMCRYIDNSHDJ
harrystyles: OK GOOD
harrystyles: ALL OF THE HOMO FOREVER
louist91: ALL OF THE HOMO
harrystyles: NOW THATS THE WAY TO END A CONVERSATION LOUIS
louist91: ALRIGHT GOT IT
louist91: ALL OF THE HOMO.
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IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE
DONT LEAVE ME MY BEAUTIFUL READERS, IVE JUST BEEN BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND STUFF
ILL TRY MY ABSOLUTE HARDEST AND UPDATE EARLY-ISH GUYS I LOVE YOU
i will sEE ALL U DUDES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
too much jacksepticeye im sorry
SEEYA L8R BROZ