The limo pulled up to the concert, and immediately Donald was forced to push his way through hordes of fangirls. That is to say, he was seated very comfortably on a lounge chair while other people carried him through. "GO EAT MORE CHEESE CURDS" He shouted at the emo children at random, quite enjoying this. To be honest, this was the highlight of his week. That and the fact that he would soon get to deport a bass playing Mexican whose hotness he was ignoring, at the moment. Did Trump even have substantial proof, or any at all? Of course not.
Eventually, they entered the venue, and Donald could see a short man he recognized as the lead singer of the band. He was pretty sure the scrawny hispanic looking boy was legally a citizen, and was named Nick or some shit. Still, he could have more fun if he deported two of them, right? However, his plan was cut short as the singer stopped sucking face with another guy who looked like the queen of all bottoms, and decided he'd better actually get his ass backstage. It was no loss. Once Trumpty Dumpty was in control here, none of them would be safe.
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A mere half hour later, Donald was situated at the front of the mosh pit, ready for the concert to start so he could see some fine ass- I mean, so he could hear some good music and begin the deportation process. Right.
"DUUUUUUUUDE THEY'RE ABOUT TO GO ON" Alex squealed, but Trump just swatted him away. He had been trying to discreetly jerk off. Fortunately, he did not have to worry about disturbances, or wait, any longer. The band, to a chorus of screams, had started to make their entrance, and Donald was hoping he could be at a different kind of entrance soon, one in a lower region. THAT'S RIGHT, the entrance of Mexico to see the bassist off, clearly.
Much to his pleasure, Jaime was the first to go on, and Donald could no longer contain himself. He was gonna kick that fine ass out of the country.
Which is... probably why he was suprised himself, when instead, he tore off his clothes and jumped on stage with a war cry of "YAAAASSSS SLAY ME QUEEN!"
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