My spell book

Were cat spell

You will need
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~Real or toy cat
~Belief in werebeasts and this spell
~Voice
~The ability to lick a cat and not think that it is disgusting
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1. Get the real or toy cat and have it within one metre of you.
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2. Lick the cat on top of the head.
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3. Say this spell 5x:
"Lions, tiger, leopards too,
jaguars, servals, lynxes, caracals,
there's more cats,
more cats, more and more,
i want to be a werecat,
a cat of the moon.
this is my will, mote it be."
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4. Wait until the next full moon.