I DO NOT OWN TWGOK!! I only own Naomi, Ren, and the Spirit Captor 6 and Naomi's Mom and other OCs.
STORY S T A R T!!
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THIRD PERSON POV
Somewhere in the Netherworld Constitutional Ministry - Far East Branch
"Why is the capture rate in Japan LOW!?" Dokurou shouted
"Get me one of the Spirit captor 6! They might need help in capturing the runaway spirits." Dokurou said
"Hai, Dokurou-sama." They left
~Few minutes later~
"H-Hey Let me go, Damn it! No need to drag me! I have feet, ya know!!" The red-haired teen boy with a guitar on his back yelled and struggled against their hold.
Eventually they let go.
"Good." The teen boy narrowed his eyes at them
"Soooo...Waddaya need me for Gran-grams." The teen boy said lazy-ish while scratching the back of his head.
Dokurou grew an irk mark
'Must resist urge to shout' Dokurou thought
"Renrio Roux Lebeau." Dokurou said his name.
"Yes, that's my name." Ren put his arms behind his head
Dokurou grew two irk marks.
"You will go to Japan. You're going to help capture runaway spirits." Dokurou informed Ren
"Oh. Cool. Time for some action. So, who's my buddy this time? He better be good this time. My last one was a total lame-o." Ren waved his hand dismissively.
"It's not a 'he' but a she." Dokurou said with a smirk
Ren looked a little shocked and smirked.
"Her name is..........The Goddess of Conquest!" Dokurou shouted.
"Goddess of Conquest, hm? Sounds good. But it sounds familiar. Did that Elsie girl's buddy named like that? hmmm..........oh wait. It's God of Conquest. Wait, they have the same name. Are they siblings or something?" Ren said with confusion masking his face.
"No, they aren't siblings. They don't know each other. Now.....GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT THERE AND FIND HER AND CAPTURE ME SOME RUNAWAY SPIRITS!!" Dokurou shouted with authority.
"Yeah, yeah. I'm going. No need to shout. Jeez......it'll only make you older." Ren mumbled the last part unfazed.
'Good thing Gran-grams didn't hear that or I'll say bye-bye to my precious butt.' Ren thought with a shrudder.
"Oh, and buy me a souvenir from the Human world, Another one of those Billy blanks DVD! The one Elsie bought was a cheap and horrible one! Ciao!" Dokurou waved and Ren saluted back and rode his skateboard(his thing that he uses to fly. Like Death the Kid)
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Somewhere in the Human World
Naomi's POV
"Nao-chan!! Are you finished packing!?" Mom shouted from downstairs.
"Yeah, Mom! Just saying goodbye to my room!!" I shouted back to her.
"Well, this is goodbye, room. I'm going to miss you. I love ya room!!" I hugged the floor, bed, closet, my old stuff, my lamp, etc.
I sighed. I looked in my big mirror.
I saw my reflection. A long bluish black hair, ocean blue eyes, hourglass body, C-Cup bewbs. I look very much average. Not a big deal. I tied my hair into a ponytail and took my most important weapon.
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MY
AWESOME
PFP!!!
and also my wooden sword. Might come in handy.
What? Got a problem with me walking around with a wooden sword on my back. Pft. It's not weird it's normal- yeah, it's weird. But I am boss of weirdness...ehhh maybe not. Just weird, not that I have a problem with it. LIKE A BAWS!!
"Weird people are good for the World." I whispered-shouted to the ceiling.
I grabbed my big ass bags and ran downstairs and headed toward our car.
I put my bags in the trunk, which was not as easy task.
"LET'S GO MOM!!" I went inside the car and sat in front.
"COMING!!!" Mom shouted with bags covering her face. Pft. Coming..hehe-NO! I am not like that. N.O! Bad Naomi! BAAAAAD!!
I am a baaaaaad Naomi....
My mom started the car and drove.
_______A Long Timeskip_______
"Okay, class. We've got a new transfer student! Be nice." The teacher narrowed her eyes on her students.
"You can come in now." I waltz inside with my arms at the back of my head.
"Yo." I two-finger saluted them.
"My name's Naomi. Tsukino Naomi! A pleasure to meetcha." I bowed to them with a grin on my face.
The guys blushed and some girls glared daggers at me. Good thing there's only some of them are b!tchy.
One guy caught my eye. He was playing his PFP....In class....and the girl beside him wearing a floating scarf thingy. Woah cool
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I think going to like this awesome dude! and also the scarf and maybe the girl too.
I got a tons of questions from the students.
"Hey, where'd you come from?" Seriously, I wanted to answer him this: 'I came from my Mom's special place.' but decided to shut my pie hole.
"Are you single?"
"Why'd you tranfer schools?"
"You're pretty!"
"I like your hair!"
"You're awesome."
"How old are you?"
"Do you have a brother?" Slut alert!
"I think I love you!" Okaaaaay? Creeper.
I took one big deep breath.
"I'm from Kyoto. Yes, I'm single, but not looking for romance or love and stuff like that......too busy playing in my PFP." I whispered the last part. One guy heard me. It was the PFP dude. He shot me a look I can't decipher and went back to playing.
"I transfered schools 'cause my mom needed a better job than in a damn stinky grouchy hotel. It's creepy too. Thanks, but I'm not that pretty, juuust average. Thanks, but my hair's not much of a big deal. Yes, I am awesome indeed, thank you. I am 16 and living. No. I don't have a brother. Aaaaand I think you should stay down, keep it cool creeper dude, but thanks for the admiration? I guess? Any more questions?" I said in one big breath.
They just stared at me in surprise that I answered them all.
"I'll take that as a yes. So, pretty teacher, where can I sit?" I faced the pretty sensei. Damn she's gorgeous.
"Ah, yes. The seat. You'll be sitting next to Katsuragi Keima." She said but I just looked at her blankly.
I do that all the time. When I'm confused, I just look at them blankly.
"The one playing in his PFP." She said in a monotone voice. Guess someone doesn't like the PFP dude.
"Ah. Thanks." I made my way to my seat. The teacher started teaching
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UGGGHHH!!! BORED! I know the lectures already.
I did anything random. Tapping. Spinning my pencil "..woah.."
I decided to look beside me. Katsuragi. I took a sneak glance at what he's playing.
Oh. that's....
"Yuu Hatori." I muttered and he heard.
He looked at me in surprise and back to his blank expression.
"You know her?" Wow, a man of few words? Maybe. or Maybe not?
I pulled out my PFP. "Yup."
He nodded. His eyes have suspicion written. He went back to his business and whispered something to the girl beside him. I looked at them. But I can't hear them very well.
All I hear is: "Does........away....spirit?" and the scarf girl shook her head.
"Does she have a runaway spirit, Elsie?" Keima whispered to Elsie. She just shook her head.
The scarf girl turned to me and introduced herself.
"Hi! I'm Elucia De Lute Ima! But people call me Elsie. I'm Kami...nii-sama...ah..Katsuragi Keima's half sister!"
"Hey, nice to meet'ya. You probably know my name, so I'll skip my introduction." I said to her and she grinned at me and faced the front and payed attention. Well for me......
I turned it on. I have tons of game consoles and games. I don't want to brag but I have a library of games. I wasn't called Goddessof Conquest amd Multi-tasking Goddess for nothing.
I played cause I'm bored, duh.
Yuri Nikaido-sensei spotted us playing.
She was infront of us. She opened her mouth to shout at us but I beat her by talking first.
"If you're going to scold me for playing. I have my reasons. One, I know the lectures that you're teaching today. Two, I am simply bored." I said nonchalantly.
"Oh. A smarty pants, huh?" She questioned me and I answered them all correctly. She was taken back.
"I can simply stop and put it away if you want...." She smiled at me
"But I don't want to. I'm Bored" I looked at her with a calm expression. She gained an irk mark.
The students looked at me in shock and surprise. Guess someone made a great impression. teehee :3
She opened her mouth to say something but closed it. Good.
"I think I'm going to like this brat." She mumbled to herself which I heard.
"I'm no brat, sensei." I said and she smirked at me.
Now she turned to Katsuragi to scold.
You know what he said?
"Sorry, but could you wait for me to reach the save point." He said casually like it's normal.
"Pfffft. GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....haha...HAHAHA..haaa.....hehe...NAHAHAHA!!!! Oh dear Jeebuz!! Can't breathe!! AH!! MY STOMACH!! HURTS" I bursted out laughing boisterously. I pounded my table and holding my stomach.
That is sooo me. My mom always scold me for that. I am the Procrastinor Boss!!!
They looked at me funny
"HAHAHAHA- Ah..uh..um..*Cough cough*. Ah. You didn't see or hear anything. Don't mind me. Just do your thing. I'm just sitting here. Doing.....Nothing....hehe." I said with a serious face and sank back in my chair with my face looking red as an apple. Ryuk might eat me!! NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Oh God why? Did I seriously say that!? Dafuq. is. wrong. with. you. BRAIN!!!
RIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG!!!
The bell rang.
"Lunch time. Oh yeah. My belly's ready for my....uhh lunchy. That was lame." I said as my stomach growled.
I feel pretty bad for uhh what's his name again. I forgot. PFP dude was beaten up by Yuri-sensei.
I took my bento and decided to eat my lunch in the rooftop.
A bunch of students swarmed me. LIKE BEES!
I somehow managed to get away from them.
I ran upstairs leading to the rooftop. I opened the door.
I saw Katsu...Kasutaragi? Kasagatari? Katsagari? Ah. nevermind.
I saw PFP dude cleaning so I didn't want to bother him and eat near a bush.
I stared at my delicious bento in awe. Wow. Mom outdid herself. It has the face of Kuroko Tetsuya . IIIIHHH!!!
Yes. I love kuroko no basket. I love basketball too.
Ahhh..Now it's hard to eat it. I'll cry. Nah food is food.
"When you're hungry, eat." I muttered thinking of Luffy.
I ate my bento in peace, while I'm at it. I'll tell you about myself
Height: 5'5
Weight: Not telling :p No, I'm not fat. Not skinny like slendy (Oh! That rhymed!) just average.
Subjects I'm good at: Art, Science, Japanese, English, History, Math and I'm also good at sports.
I'm best in Art. I'm really good in drawing but I never show them. Yes, I'm not one of those guys who lock theirselves in their room and play games all the time.
I sometime spend my time training in kendo, Karate, singing( in the bathroom), dancing and drawing and also swimming. I also play basketball and tennis, also volleyball. They say that I'm very athletic. Well, maybe.
Where was I? Oh yeah.
Likes: Ice cream, candies, teasing people, action, Maltesers, cats-
Woah!
A butterfly!! And it's color blue like the ocean!! I followed it using my eyes and saw
A girl, Elsie infront of Katsuragi. Katsuragi! I remembered his name...surname! Maybe they're planning on raiding the donut shop! NUUUU!! I love donuts too!
I scruntinized my eyes as I analyze Katsuragi. Hmmmm...He looks like the 2-D girls type just like moi!
I prefer 2-D guys than 3-D ones. They're so kind, sweet, gentlemanly, and also HOT.
They look like they're busy talking so I decided not to interfere.
I turned back to my food.
I felt.
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bubbles going up to my throat. I can feel a burp coming!
Better suprpess it. But
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Failed epically.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!
Oh dear jashin!
They looked at me. I wasn't supposed to be found!
"Holy crap! Sweet Jeebuz! A-Ah...uhh....ummm....That wasn't me." I said as I tried to maintain a serious face but failed.
"It was....uh...It was the ghost! yeah! Bad ghosty! No burping that loud in public." I scolded the thin air.
"Haha..Don't mind me. Let's pretend nothing happened earlier. What you witnessed was just a mirage. I'm going to continue eating and you finish your business or something. Nothing happened....NOTHING HAPPENED." I made circular motion with my hands, like cleaning the windows.
Dorodorodorodorodorodoro The sound came from her skull pin. Katsuragi looked at me but Elsie shook her head and pointed to somewhere.
Time to put my WTH face.
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The heck just happened?!
I jumped behind a bush as I grabbed my bento.
I finished my lunch and I popped out to look.
They were gone. My weirdness must have been too extreme to them. Doesn't matter. Just ate.
The bell rang.
The day went on with me being tortured by boring me to death.
I went home. I sighed. Jeez, there's a lot of girls bickering this and that to me like "Oh, hey! I like your hair!" "Hey do you want to eat with us next time!" "Your skin's so smooth, what do you use?" "You have pretty eyes..." "How'd you get those big balloons?" I sighed and jumped to my new bed.
Darn. I miss my old room already.
I pulled out my PFP and checked my mails.
They were only: ' I need help in this and that.' 'You're awesome' 'I never heard of a girl like you before...Goddess of Conquest...interesting. Can I get your number? Even better if you give me your address.... ;)'
Okaaay? That last one was pretty uncomfortable. I shrudded. Let forget that I read that. Might give me nightmares.
Delete.
DING! (that wasn't a microwave. It's the sound when you have new mail.)
"Hm? What's this?" I opened the new mail.
'To the Goddess of Conquest,
I have heard rumors that you can conquer any quest or challenge. That is quite unbelievable and awesome, but if it's true, Then there is a quest that I would like you to conquer. If you are confident that you can do it, Press the "REPLY" button.
REPLY
PS: If it's impossible, Don't ever press the button!!
Dokurou skull.'
A quest? I like challenges and quest. I accepted it and pressed the button.
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!
I was thrown back. I grabbed the frame of the door.
"WHAT THE HEEECK?!"
A human figure walked out of the smoke.
"Spirit Captor 6 Agent 3 Reporting for duty!" A handsome teenage boy saluted me.
"Uhhhhhhh Who are you? And why are you in my room?" I said nonchalantly. I was suuuupah shocked in the inside.
"Renrio Roux Lebeau, ma cherie. A devil from new hell." He took my hand and kissed it.
No reaction.
Devil. Hell. Spirit.......wut?
"Hello?" He waved a hand infront of my face.
"Oh. Hi. Bye. Let me get back to you." I crawled under my bed and slapped myself chanting: Justadreamjustadreamjustasream.Wait. Hot boy. No! I want 2-D boyz! justadreamjustadream.
"Um, why are you hiding, silly?" He pulled me out of my safe zone.
"Um...bye." I fast walked out of my door but stopped.
"Hey careful, ya might lose your pretty head." He placed a hand on my shoulder.
"Lose.....my....head...." I might lose my head! What wonderful news!! CLAP CLAP
I
am
totally
freaking out inside my head!!
Stop screaming midget me inside my head!
I touched my neck and felt something like....a collar.
"What, I'm a dog now?" I faced him. Red hair with blonde highlights, guitar on his back, skateboard beside, blue eyes, 2 inches taller, handsome face = H.O.T
I blushed and looked away.
"Goddess-chan, you've made a contract from a Devil. A handsome devil, if I must say." He winked and I looked blankly at him.
This is too much to take in.
"Naomi. Tsukino Naomi." I said to him with a blank look.
"What a beautiful name~ Naomi-chan~ Ne? You received the contract papers, right? From Dokurou, the old hag." He said with a smile.
A flirt. X Nope. Nope. Still love 2-D guys.
Wait. Dokurou............
........
........
Ah jeez.
"A contract from very is very serious. Be careful sweetcheeks. If you can't fulfill the contract or breach it without approval...the collar will activate and take off beautiful your head." He said darkly with a dark look
I remained unfazed. Take...off
"Woah. You didn't look scared. Haha! Gran-grams really hit the jackpot with me this time!!" He did a happy dance
"So, when will this come off?" I touched the collar. He stopped dancing.
"Oh. It'll come off once we capture the runaway spirits." He skipped infront of me and took both of my hands.
"We will be the best partners, Nao-chan!!" He cheered happily.
He reminds me of a child. A bratty child. A cute bratty child.
"Runaway spirits?" I said with confusion in my voice.
"Oh, allow me to explain. A runaway spirit is the soul of an evil being that has escaped from hell. Evil beings are evil beings, even in death. They broke through the confines of hell to spread their evil on the surface once again." He explained with a smile.
The more I look closely at him. He has the same floating scarf thingy and it's color gray. It's the same one Elsie was wearing. Must be new fashion.
Must I ask him the scarf thingy? I must ask him about the scarf thingy.
"Hey what's with the floating scarf thingy?" I pointed at his scarfy
"Oh, this is a Hagoromo also known as Celestial Robe or feather cloth, is the main equipment of the Runaway spirit squad Personnel. It has been shaped like a type of cloth using a gel created from magical nanomachines so that it can be very flexible. It can be reproduced by using the user's magic, expanding, shrinking and transforming without energy loss. It also gives new devils like me the ability to fly in the air, but I use my skateboard to fly, it makes it look cooler, it's also from new hell. The hagoromo has also shown other abilities, such as creating substitute dolls that creates an illusion to look exactly like the person it is portraying as, playing back the events of the close-past and even see people's desires." He said in his smarty pants tone.
"Ah. So what's a Runaway spirit squad?" I asked
"A Runaway spirit squad is an organization from New Hell that sends their demons to the human realm where they can either make a contract with a human to be their buddy or be alone to capture the loose spirits that have escaped from Hell." He said with a dazzling smile
"Oh." I said with a slight amusement covering my face. In the inside, I'm really amazed.
"I'm from the Spirit Captor 6, Runaway spirit squad's team of best agents. It has 6 elite agents. I'm the 3rd from the best. I also have this awesome guitar as my gift. It's pretty neat. It turns into a freaking awesome katana." He bragged
"Woah. That is so cool. So, you're like secret agents." I said with a goofy smile.
"Something like that! But we're AWESOME magical, devil secret agents." He said cheerfully while doing some spy moves.
I just rolled my eyes at him..playfully. He's too adorable to be angry with. :D
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DID I JUST SAY ADORABLE!! THE HECK BRAIN!? AND WHAT THE HECKS WITH THE SMILEY FACE!?
Okay, calm down. Keep your cool.
Losing your cool makes you look like a friggin fool. That freaking rhymed! Hells yeah! Unicorns fly in the air. RAWR!
Dafuq am I thinking about?
"So, where's the runaway spirit thingy that we're gonna capture?" I looked around. Behind. Above. The sides. Below.
Nothing.
"When there's a spirit nearby or somewhere this skull-thingy activates and goes 'dorodorodoro'!" He pointed to his chest somewhere left where the cute Skull pin like Elsie's.
Speaking of Elsie.
"Hey, do you know Elucia de lute Ima or Elsie for short? She has the same hagoromo and that skull-thingy. Is she a devil too, catching runaway spirits, aaaaaand her buddy is Katsuragi Keima. if I presume." I said nonchalantly with a face like this =_=
"DINGDINGDING!!! Give her a prize!! Wow! You thought of that alone? Very observant and smart! And hot too! Yes, I know her a little bit. And Yes she's a devil too." He said while clapping his hands. There was no sarcasm in that.
"Haha. Now. What will I say to my mom?" I asked him and he looked oblivious.
"What?" His facial expression says it all.
"A strange looking guy, whom I met only minutes ago, mysteriously appeared in my room and says 'I'm a devil from Hell and I'm here to capture runaway spirits!' Do you seriously believe that mom would believe all that." I asked him with a -_-" face and a sweatdrop.
He nodded with a smile.
"Are you friggin serious?" jeebuz he's difficult.
He just smiled at me.
"OH! I have an idea! You can tell her I'm your boyfriend! And tell her we're making love" He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively and winked at me.
"Dafuq dude!? N f*cking O! To hell with you demon!" I punched him in the gut and he groaned in agony.
Serves ya right, perv!
"How 'bout a step-brother?" He asked still holding his stomach
"Jeez woman, you punch hard." He rubbed his belly while....cooing sweet words to his belly?
"Hmmmm...that might cause problems....doesn't hurt to try." I shrugged my shoulders.
"Okay let's go to your mom!" He grabbed my wrists and ran to the kitchen..... :)
"MOMMY!!" He glomped my mom.
"The hell? Naomi! Who's this?!" She yelled.
"Well...uhm..." I scratched the side of my cheek.
"I'm your illegitimate son!" He grinned while hugging her.
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PROCESSING
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DING
"WHAT. THE. FREAKING. HELL?!?!" She raged
AHHHH TAKE COVER!!!
"LET ME CALL THAT ASSHOLE!!" She furiously bashed the numbers.
"Ahh...uhmm...Look what you've done!" I whispered-yelled to Ren.
"Uhh...umm...mom..Let me have a word to dad first." I gave her my rare gentle warm smile.
She stopped raging for a moment and smiled at me.
"Sure thing, sweety." She patted my head and goes back to raging.
"Hey Dad? There's this strange guy from hell to capture runaway spirits with me who sunddenly appeared in my room saying that he's your illegitimate son to mom, which is not true, to hide the real explanation why he's in my room. Mom might think something dirty and maybe freak out when he says the he's a devil from hell ready to capture some damn runaway spirits. But the devil, messed it up instead of saying it calmly aaaaand she's gonna rage on ya. So be prepared for that and just say it was an accident and say that you love her and sweet things like that. She's probably believe ya, you know her. She's a softie but a she-devil when angry." I said in one breath.
I say stuff like that to dad when I was young. He always believes me, no matter how silly it is. That is why I love my dad, no one can beat my dad! Mom...she's probably the kind-hearted woman and also talented too. She's a great cook and great at singing too. Oh! She's also great at making and designing clothes. My family is just AWESOME as that.
He was quiet for a minute and finally said.
"Okay sweetie, I believe you. But if he lays a hand on my pretty princess then I will break him from limb to limb. Seriousface." He said darkly. He's also funny and scary when mad too just like mom.
A demon.
"Thanks, Dad. Love you. Now be ready for the rageparteh!!" I said darkly, I heard him gulp and gave it to mom.
This is where we take cover.
"TAKE COVER!" I grabbed Ren and hid under a counter.
"If those two are in rage mode.....then we're f*cked. It's the start of a mini World War III." I exagerrated a bit. But. Those two are really scary. I'm their daughter, maybe I'm even scarier. I haven't even seen myself get mad.
"You know, your parents are awesome." He said with a smile.
"I know." I grinned at him.
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Hours passed since the mini war.
So me and Ren are now sharing a room..............
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and a bed. Damn it. Who knows what this pervert devil might do to me while I'm a sleep.
Better get my anti-zombie apocalype weapons beside me.
"Come on Nao-chan. Don't be so grumpy. It's just like what sibling do!" He winked at me
"Don't wink at me you ass!" I threw a pillow at him.
It's okay Naomi. Keep it together. It's only for a few days. Damn. Why mom! WHY?! Why must you put me with him.
I narrowed my eyes at him as I enter the bathroom.
I changed into my boxers and a blue tank top. I exited the room to see Ren on the bed, patting the space next to him.
I tsked.
"...He'll be sleeping in my room she said. It'll be fun she said..." I muttered to myself.
For other girls, this is heaven for them, but for me....Well. It's torture. Sleeping next to a pervert.
I sat at the edge of the bed, watching his every move.
"Keep your dirty hands to yourself, Renecchi." I said with venom dripping in those words.
Renecchi....hehe
I laughed at my nickname for him
"Re-Ren-ecchi?" He looked all depressed. Ha. Good for the perv.
"Yes, that's my nickname for you. Now, shush! I'm going to sleep." I grabbed the blanky and covered me like a cocoon.
"G'night Nao-chan." He turned off the lights.
SWEET JESUS! HELP ME!
"N-Night." I stuttered. I forced myself to sleep.
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STORY END!!!!!!! Whew that's a long first chapter. Please excuse my totally weird ideas.
Oh! I'll give the pictures in the next chapter!
Hope you like it!
I DO NOT OWN TWGOK! Just my characters!
Oh! I will update next the Damsel in Distress.
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