As soon as i realise Ed's phone is probably in Emily's room, i call Fred to let him know that i'm gonna bring Ed's phone tomorrow at school. I'll manage to get it back somehow, and i hung up.
Realising that Emily didn't came to ask me why is a phone in her room, means she doesn't know about it yet. Good, i may have another chance.
Suddenly i hear grandma's voice
-"Emily, could you go buy some flour for me sweetie?"
-"Urghh, do i have to?"
-"Please sweetie."
-"Fiinnneeeee." WOW. Such a good timing. So Emily and her friends go to the store, that gives me like 5-6 minutes to find that idiot's phone. That should be enough. I start rummaging trough her desk:NOTHING!I move on to her bed:NOTHING!!. Finally i open the closet, oh shit only 3 minutes left. I search at lightspeed trough all her bras and clothes and other stuff:NOTHING!!!! ok, at this point i'm about to cry because i hear the front door opening. I look one more time and i see it! Ed's phone is almost under the bed. I jump after him the moment the room door opens and i hide under the bed. SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING? AM I AN TOTAL IDIOT?. That's what i taught the moment i saw 3 pairs of feet entering the room and closing the door after them. That's it, there's no way i'm getting out of this alive. I already start praying to God that the End of the world will come before they find me. If they find me they will think i'm a total pervert.
So i stay under the bed, breathing as silently as possible. They start talking about some guy at the store at they just went and how he was looking at them and blah blah blah... girl's gossip. So not interesting for me. Shoes, jackets, purses, nails, a lot of uninteresting stuff. So i stay hidden under the bed for like... i don't even know how much has it been. Suddenly a wave of parfume flows the room, i feel like i'm suffocating. I'm going to caugh, and they'll know i'm here. OH SHIIIIT!!!. I bring my hand to my mouth and cough as silently as i can... i wait... there is this silence... did they hear me? am i safe?... i don't know what's going to happen. A couple of seconds pass by and Joey tells Emily
-"Hey, can you bring us something to eat, we need a lot of supplies for this sleepover."
-"Yeah, sure, no problem... but it might take a while, i need to put the clothes in the washing mashine too so be patient ok?"
-"Yeah, no problem. In the meantime we're gonna clean here a bit and chose a movie"
Emily leaves the room and there is this deadly silence for about 10 seconds again. Then i hear Tiffany's voice
-"We know you are here" At this moment i felt like my heart stopped. I didn't know what to say... so they deffinetly heard when i cough, dammit.
-"The fact that you are silent proves that we are right" continues Joey
I didn't even had the time to answer or to even think at an answer, because in the next second i saw 2 hands pulling me out from under the bed, and at that moment all that i could think was: I'm going to get castrated!!!