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Ashton: you still have not answered my question
Calum: what question?
Ashton: don't play dumb
Calum: you're the blonde one here :)
Ashton: blondes are not dumb you fuck
Calum: okay
Calum: what's 4a-3 × 1/8a5 ?
Ashton: are you fucking serious?
Calum: I would not be if I didn't gave you that question to answer
Ashton: you're the Asian one here
Calum: IM NOT ASIAN
Ashton: looks like one babe ;)
Calum: I AM NOT ASIAN JFC
Ashton: blablabla
Calum: what's me being "Asian" got something to do with intelligence?
Ashton: what's me being blonde got something to do with intelligence?
Calum: good one
Ashton: now answer me Asian
Calum: IM NOT FUCKING ASIAN AJSKSKOS
Ashton: how the fuck did you know Betty?
Calum: she's my best friend loser
Ashton: she has never told me anything about you
Calum: someone's interested ;)
Ashton: fuck off
Calum: :D
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Ashton: BETTY
Ashton: I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE
Ashton: I KNOW YOU JUST ENDED SCHOOL
Ashton: YOU'RE ONLINE AND READING THIS MESSAGES
Ashton: COME BACK
Ashton: DON'T FUCKING READ MY MESSAGES AND NOT REPLY BACK
Ashton: I NEED A REPLY BACK
Ashton: I LIKE CALUM
Betty: liar
Ashton: yay!
Betty: I swear you have to tone down your obsession with me
Ashton: no can do babe ;)
Betty: don't fucking cheat on your boyfriend
Ashton: ?
Betty: you said you liked Calum¿
Ashton: I said that just to get your attention :)
Ashton: Betty?
Ashton: Hello?
Ashton: jejwekekrrnr
Ashton: come back!!
Ashton: I miss youuuuuuuuuuu
Ashton: be mine again?
Ashton: BETTY
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Calum: Betty wanted me to tell you that her phone has been brutally damaged and that she won't be getting a new phone after 5 months
Ashton: what did she do with her phone this time?
Calum: she specifically told me that it "flew. ran over. died. suffering."
Ashton: again
Calum: third time. not surprised.
Ashton: WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO NOW
Calum: me!
Ashton: no fuck you
Calum: stop being mean
Ashton: that's my job bby ;)
Calum: sfujpnyhgcm
Ashton: btw
Ashton: what's your kik?
Calum: YOU GOT KIK?1!2!1!
Ashton: just so that I don't have to open instagram everytime you disturb me
Ashton: now what is it?
Calum: this is really happening jfhoniocryho
Calum: it's cdizzledizzle :D
Ashton: what kind of user is that?
Calum: Michael likes it :)
Ashton: MICHAEL!?
Calum: Michael Clifford
Ashton: yeah I know who he is stupid
Calum: I'm not stupid :(
Ashton: and idfc
Calum: harsh
Ashton: I've added you on kik
Calum: can't talk to you now. have assignments to finish
Ashton: you're no fun :(
Calum: bye Irwin.
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Asksjsknsisn ASHTON GOT KIK AFTER 1283918289 YEARS YAY YAy and stupid Betty for making her phone suffer tsk