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By bellatrixsbitxh

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Me trying to be funny when I know I probably am not. Not all jokes are from me. Dm if you want me to put a jo... More

Humans
Twins
Gtg
Public vs. private
Am I
Dogs and food
Food
Pole
You know the saying
I dont talk to you
Abc
Pregnant Prank
Gummy Dreams
Grandma
Not that
I made you
Poo or pic
Me, My Friends, and, I
Haters
Cups
Dreams
That awkward moment
Movies
IMPORTANT!! MUST READ
Worrying
Let Go
The Strongest People
That Awkward Moment
The Machine
ID Ten t
Friday
I want to thank somebody
life
Kids and School
Comeback Queen
Organs
On the inside
My Moms Version Of A Joke
Authors Note Please read
This is sad that I laughed at this
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
The Smartest Man
Awkward Moments
Women
Mary Poppins
That Awkward Moment
Shout Outs
That Awkward Moment

Ps.

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By bellatrixsbitxh

When a husband was checking in at a hotel his wife was coming and was late so he sent her an email he tried to remember the email but he misspelled the last letter. Instead of sending it to his wife he sent it to a widow and her husband died yesterday. When she checked her email she screamed and passed out on the floor.

The email had said. 

Dearest wife I just checked in. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow.

With love,
Your husband

Ps. It sure is  hot down here.

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