Lolz Jokes

By TheURFBook

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Bringing you best laughs,funny jokes and some of it are just my stupid add on's on this book. This is my lolz... More

Note
Maid
The magic cliff
Knock-knock break
Pervert
Carpainter
Don't study
Twinkle-twinkle little stars
Diabetes
Just a dream
Baby talk
Somebody killed nobody
Shut up!
B
Phone conversation
WTF
Nothing to wear
SCHOOL
IJK
Yo mama so fat
Cerial killer
Female
Carrots
Typical blonde
Potato
Idk,ily,ttyl
Seven! Seven! Seven!
Not available
MATH
People say....
Just kidding she's dead
Blonde coke
Dear....
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
Mirror
Studying
Pick-up lines
Girl's be like
Moo
Falls
Get it...?
Look up
Note 2
Dog
Get it...?2
Does your teacher like you?
Dog 2
Interupting doctor
Just wanna tell you
Dumb tweets
Admit it
Roses are red...
H to O
Awesome
Laughter
I don't have a short temper
Carpet
Radio
How to have a great day
Teacher's pet
That moment
Announcement
Octopus love
Write in the dark
The food that makes you cry
Money can't buy you...1
Cow-culator
Mirror
Just a game
Someone told me to Go to hell
I put it on video
Go outside
Dad jokes this days
Kidnapping
When you get addicted
Monday
Selfie is dangerous
In a world.
Price
Pedophile and wifi
Fail pick up line
This will help you find something
Being flirty
I need money
Me and my bed
Pictures
Lie vs Truth
Friends always stick together until.
My parents now
I can breath underwater
Accidents and children
Ready for school
I saw you on tv
When somebody tells you are ugly
Crush
Crush 2
New game!
Flappy bird
Made of money
When someone tells you you're attractive
What i think and what i say
Follow me on Instagram + joke
I need friends
Lemons
Juan joke 1
Juan joke 2
High five.
How to get a bae with 3 easy steps
Mango
Car on fire
Monkey
My dog don't bite
When parents believe (1)
When your friend is stupid
Juan joke 3
Juan joke 4
Modern morning
New comercial
When parents believe (2)
Really phone?+Announcement
Dog 3
2 dumb friends
Unexpected
Don't die
Floor
Flywood
2 dumb friends:Call 911
Blondes are not dumb + a sorry message
Never give up on your dreams
2 dumb friends:Squirels eddition
Failed! Part 1 of 2
That one person that loves babies too much
Failed! Part 2of 2 (When parents believe 3)
2 dumb friends:Murder
Outside jokes
2 dumb friends:Car accident
Let's make:Hold up?
Failed pick-up line 2
Outside jokes 2
Failed pick-up line 3
Reacting to kid's song to morning and night
Never give up on your dreams 2
I'm losing my mind!
Never give up on your dreams 3
The meaning of LOLZ
My crazy Dream:London bridge is falling down
Happy halloween!
2 dumb friends:Halloween special!
The carver struck again!
My crazy dream:I fell tower
Pray for France
New book
The use of Books
Birthday
No more "What are THOOOSE!!!"
Poems vol.1
Forgetful chicken
What happens when you wake up at 3.00 in the morning
Christmas song
I am better thanmy friends... I guess?
Seven
material damage
Thank you for 100,000 k!
Inner peace
I is the...
New character:Boy Comeback + New username
Annoying boy on bus+New profile
Outside joke 3
A marine
Chicken
Lifesavers
True man
One fine day...
A wise hobo
Hood teacher
I need smarter friends +new instaccount
The meaning of F. E. A. R
Dear kindergarten
Dear students
Dog 4
How to send a text to someone you hate. + sorry.
Amnesia
Seven 3 + 2 new books
For the leaders of some group of friends
Break up message + Author's note
High school and college
Failed pick up line 4 or 5? idk really know what day it is now?
What love is + an important announcement
The kid has a point + Epilol
Baby talk 2
Pokemon
Trolled
The Expectation and The Reality
Ugly + Hugot line
Drunk +Hugot line
Refrigerator + Hugot line
Wheel chair + Hugot line
Bad news and Good news + hugot line
McDonalds + 2 hugots

Fortune S-te-a-ller

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By TheURFBook

If i was a fortune teller.

(At an appartment)

Stranger:So what's my fortune?

Me:(Fake acting)Oh no!You will be rob in about 3 seconds!

Stranger:What!?(Immidiately turns on the back)

Me:(Quickly grabs a gun and a bag)

Stranger:(Turns again to see me)

Me:Give me all you're money!

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