Dorks X Derps: A Dorky Derpin...

By hermakebelieves

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*Both girls and boys, including Will are in the music room rehearsing for their show tomorrow before the girls' flight back to LA.*





*Boys practicing "End Up Here"*






Luke: *singing* You walked in, everyone was asking for your name.. You just smiled.. *looks at Vi* and told them "trouble"~ *winks*


Vi: *smiles, bites lip*




Carly: So, what happened to your movie date with Luke, Vi? *hits her lightly by the elbow while smirking*


Vi: *dreamy voice* Hmm.. Nothing much.. We just kissed..


Carly: *gasps* You did not!?


Nige+Max: You whaaat?!


Vi: *laughs* Shh!! Keep it down, you, guys! Last night was just perfect.. Beyond compare, really... *dreamy eyes* Magical..


Max: *dreamy eyes* I know, right..


Nige: Wait, you and Calum did, too? Again?


Max: Well, yeah.. *bites lip* I mean, if you've already done it, it's okay to do it again, right? *laughs nervously*


Carly: Well, yeah, I think so.. Me and Ash like.. kiss every five minutes last night.


Max+Nige+Vi: O________O?!


Carly: What?


Vi: Every. Five. Minutes?!


Carly: Uhh.. kind'a.. Well, I mean, we only have two days and---


Nige: Geez! Calm down, it's normal! *laughs*


Max: Don't tell me, you and Mike also made out last night? 


Nige: Uhh... *laughs* What are you talking abo---- YES. *fake faint*


Girls: O______O!! *screeeeeeeaaaaam!*




Amber: Am I the only one innocent here?! How come you and Luke made out while watching Divergent, a not-so-romantic movie, and Will and I can't, even though we're watching If I Stay, a perfectly romantic movie?!


Will: Uhh.. Amber, you do know I'm here, right?


Amber: Ssh. Shut up, Will. *to the girls* Am I missing something here?


Max: Will! How come you didn't kiss Amber last night?! I've even given you tips!


Will: Uh.. O______O  Sorry???


Amber: *turns to Will* Yeah, why didn't you kiss me last night?


Will: Uhh... O////////O


Amber: Oh, you think I'm not kissable? *crosses arms*


Will: No! Uhh.. Amber... *shakes head*

Girls: *laugh*


Amber: *laughing* I'm messing with you, Will! Loosen up a little!


Will: Oh.. Heh.. eheh.. *laughs nervously then sighs in relief*







5SOS: I'm pretty sure that we're halfway there, but when I wake up next to you, I wonder hooooooow.. How did we end up heeeere?~~






*boys finished practicing*






Cal: *goes to Max* Soooo...


Max: *hands him a bottle of water* You were great, as usual. *smiles*


Cal: *drinks* Come on, *holds her hand* we have five minutes before you rehearse.


*Max +Cal sit*



Cal: *rests his head on the wall, closes his eyes then sighs* I'm just going to rest for a while.. Can you just stay here?



Max: Of course.



Cal: *smiles, eyes still closed* Thanks..



Max: *smiles unconsciously while staring at the sleeping Calum*



Cal: *opens his eyes and looks at her* Whut?



Max: *giggles* Nothing.. *smiles sincerely* I'm just happy. *kisses Cal's cheek, then rests her head on his shoulder*



Cal:*smiles* Yeah? *kisses the top of her head* Me, too.. *closes his eyes*







Ash: *walks towards Carly*


Carly: Here's water *hands him a bottle of water* and here's extra shirt *hands him a shirt*


Ash: *stares at her then smiles* Thank you.. *kisses her quickly* I love you..


Carly: *smiles* I love you, too, Ashie..


Ash: *whispers* We're going to tell them tonight, okay?


Carly: *giggles* Okay.








*Luke+Mike sit with Vi+Nige*





Mike: Hey ladies!


Luke: What are you talking about?


Vi: Hmm.. Nothing... just about last night.. *looks at Luke*


Mike: What about last night? *looks at Nige*

Nige: Well, we were just talking how perfect it was.. *bites lip*


Mike: And how romantic. *winks at Nige*


Luke: So.. Are you excited for tomorrow?


Vi: Nah.. Not really, it's just a show, no big deal--- OF COURSE, WE'RE EXCITED! We're going to have a show with the hottest band in the universe! Who's not the gonna be excited?!


Nige: And not just that! There's going to be an after-party for us, with you, guys! And other amazing artists! That's so awesome!


Luke: Yeah.. After-party.. *drinks water* Before You Exit's gonna be there..


Vi: Yeah?


Luke: Yeah.. Riley McDonough's gonna be there.


Vi: Sooooo??


Luke: Stay with me the whole night.


Vi: *giggles*Sir, yes, sir.


Mike: And that goes for you, too, young lady! I don't want anyone stealing your attention for me!


Nige: *giggles* You look so cute when you're jealous. *pinches his cheek*


Mike: I'm being serious, Nigella. -___-# *pouts*


Nige: Cuuuuuteeeerr!!! *pinches harder while laughing*












*Amber+Will were left sitting in the waiting area*



Amber: So.. uhm...


Will: Uhh...


Amber: *taps fingers on her legs continuously* Hmm..


Will: Uhm.. *taps his fingers on the hand rest*


Amber: *whispers to self* Ohmygod, this is awkward.


Will: What??


Amber: Huh?! Uh.. Nothing! Nothing! *laughs nervously* I.. uhm.. I better go.. uh.. get ready for the r-rehearsal..


Will: Yeah, yeah.. *nods* You better.. go.. uhm..


Amber: Yeah.. *stands up* See you later, Will. *runs off*


Will: See yah..





Amber: *claps* Okay, girls! Time to practice! We have a once in a lifetime opportunity to perform in front of a huge crowd tomorrow! Let's nail it!






*The girls starts rehearsing, while the boys watch*







Ash: *sighs* They're leaving tomorrow..


Mike: The day after tomorrow.


Ash: It's the same, bro. *glares at Mike*


Mike: No, it's not! It has a 4-hour difference!


Ash: -_________-" Whatever.



Luke: I've talked to Mr. Emsell this morning...


Cal: Yeah? Well, why didn't you call us?


Luke: I was in the bathroom, sorry.


Mike: What did he say?


Luke: He was asking how we're doing and how the girls are.


Ash: And you told him what?


Luke: I told him we're fine and we're having fun.. Then, he said we have a meeting with him tonight.. Just us.


Cal: Not the girls?


Luke: Nope. Just us.


Mike: Where?


Luke: His office.


Ash: Time?


Luke: 8pm.


Ash: Well, I guess, we have to leave the girls in their apartment tonight..




Will: Oh boys.. I'm still here. *winks*















--girls' unit--







Carly: I'm gonna cook dinner, maybe we should invite the boys.


Nige: Great idea! I'm gonna tell them. *runs*


Amber: Hey, wait up! *follows Nige*





*Nige and Amber goes out of their unit, just as the boys also did*




Nige: Hey! Where are you going?


Mike: Oh, hi, Nige! We have a meeting with Mr. Emsell tonight.


Nige: But you haven't had dinner yet.


Mike: Oh, it's cool. It's Mr. Emsell's treat. *grins*


Nige: Oh.. Okay..


Amber: Wait. What's the meeting about? Did we do something wrong?


Ash: Uh.. We don't really know what it's about, but let's hope it's not that. We'll tell you when we get home.


Amber: *nods* Cool.


Luke: Just tell the others where we are. We're.. uh.. *looks at the time* .. kinda late actually.


Amber: Of course. You go ahead. *smiles*


Luke: Alright, thanks. Let's go, mates.


Boys: Bye!! *leave*




*Amber+Nige go inside their unit*



Amber: The boys have a meeting with their manager tonight.


Vi: Aw.. Too bad, they won't be joining us for dinner.


Amber: But Will will! *grins*


Girls: *smirk at Amber*


Amber: *rolls eyes* Whatever.


Nige: Not being in the hottest band in the universe is such a huge advantage!


Max: And still being oh-so-hot-and-gorgeous!


Vi: *laughs* But what's the point of always being here and being oh-so-hot-and-gorgeous if he's not even man enough to kiss you?! *laughs* No offense, Amby.


Amber: *throws a slice of carrot to Vi while laughing* True love waits, Violet!


Vi: Oh.. So YOU ARE IN LOVE? *smirks*


Amber: *rolls eyes* We're not having this conversation, derps.


Nige: So now, you're being defensive?


Max: *laughs* Yeah.. And what do you know about true love, Amber?


Amber: What do I know about true love? *smirks* Well, *clears throat* True love is------- *someone knocks on the door*


Carly: And Amber was saved by the door!


Girls: *laugh*



Amber: That must be Will.. *walks out of the kitchen then comes back* Now, that... is true love. *goes to the door and opens it* Will! *hugs him*


Will: *chuckles* Hi, Amber. *goes inside* Good evening, ladies. Mind if I join you for dinner tonight? *smiles*


Max: Oh, not at all, Mister!


Nige: In behalf of our beloved derpmate, Justine Amber Parsons Infield..


Vi: ...It is our pleasure to have you here.


All: *laugh*





*After a couple of minutes, they ate dinner*




















--Mr. Emsell's office--





Emsell: So.. Everything's going well, boys?


Luke: Oh, yes, of course, sir.


Ash: Everything is just fine.


Emsell: And the girls?


Mike: Fine, sir. *looks at the boys smiling*


Cal: Yes.*smiles at the boys, then looks at Mr. Emsell* We're doing our best to make them happy.. I mean, they deserve it, right?


Ash: Yes, yes. *nods*


Luke: Of course.


Mike: Agree.


Emsell: That's good... Wait. *eyebrows furrow* You're NOT dating them, are you?


Mike: Actually, sir..


Emsell: What. You are?!


Ash: Uh.. sir---


Emsell: Do you know why you're one of the most popular band in this century?!


Luke: Actually? No.


Emsell: That's because you're all single! You weren't that famous when you're still with Aleasha!


Luke: Uhh??


Emsell: And boys? Three words... FANS. HATE. GIRLFRIENDS. Specially that those girls are your fans.. huge huge fans. If you want to keep them out of trouble, keep them a secret.


Ash: BUT--!


Emsell: We've talked about this, boys, this is your career! D'you wanna ruin it just because of some girls?!


Mike: Sir, they're not just some----


Emsell: Save it, Michael. Just.. Just think about it, boys. This isn't only for you, but for the girls, too. Do you understand?


Boys: Yes, sir.


Emsell: Good. Now, let's talk about your shows..






















--girls' unit--




*after dinner*



Will: Thank you so much, ladies, for the wonderful dinner.


Carly: Oh, it's nothing, Will. So.. uhm.. we're going to leave you and Amber for a moment, okay? We're just gonna take a walk outside. *winks at Will*


Amber: *rolls eyes* Riiiiight..


Vi: Come in, girls! See yah, Amby! Enjooooy!



*girls leave*




*Amber+Will sit on the couch*



Amber: Soooo...

Will: Uhm...


Amber: Uh... *sighs*


(a/n: Okay. Another awkward moment. XD)








Will: Uhm.. *takes a deep breath* Okay. Listen--





Amber: Look, I'm so sorry about what happened this morning. I was just teasing you, I mean---






Will: No, no! I understand. I mean, it's not that I don't want to kiss you. Believe me, I do.. I really do! I just don't want to get slapped, you know.. It's just I'm not sure if you like me, too.. or what.. and I don't know how you're gonna react if I kiss you!






Amber: *laughs* Will, breathe.





Will: *laughs* I'm sorry, I was tensed.






Amber: *giggles* Yeah, I noticed.. But Will.. *bites lip* I like you. I really really like you!






Will: Y-you do? O////O







Amber: *giggles* Yeah. *bites lip*









Will: Then.. *slowly goes nearer to her* You won't slap me if I kiss you?














Amber: Why don't you find out? *smiles*










Will: *slowly leans toward her and kisses her*






Amber: *kisses him back*






Will: *cups her cheek*





(a/n: And now, a passionate moment. XD)







Amber: *releases from the kiss, still eyes closed* So you comin' to our show tomorrow? *kisses him again*







Will: *releases, eyes closed* Do you want me to come? *kisses her again*









Amber: *releases, eyes closed* The girls want you to come.. *kisses*






Will: *releases, opens his eyes* How 'bout you? Do you?







Amber: *opens her eyes* I am a girl, William. *smiles*






Will: *chuckles* Right. Got it. 






*And then, they kiss again. <3*
















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Hi deeeeprs!! So sorry this is a filler chapter. It's necessary, trust me. XD


Anywaaaaaays.. I have a big news for everyone of youuuu!

So there's this guy, a schoolmate, a senior, to be specific..... AND HE FREAKIN LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE MY BEBI CALUM THOMAS HOOD!! YES! HIM! I almost fainted when I saw his facebook account yesterday and discovered that he actually goes to my school, taking up Tourism Management! Yes, LIKE ME! Plus, he's an amazingly awesome singer! Holysht, I know! He actually became famous since an article about him as Calum-look-alike came out on different social medias. A hashtag about him even reached top1 in Twitter during that time! It was last year or last summer I think. I didn't know about him until last week when a friend told me. I really flipped! I mean, could you imagine, you're just walking down the corridors of your school and you're gonna see a CALUM HOOD-LOOK-ALIKE pass by you?! I'll totally faint, I'm telling you.


But..


I haven't met him yet. XD

I hope I'd get a chance to meet and talk to him until the end of the school year before he graduate. I'm so unfortunate, right? T^T Why does he have to be a seniiioooor?! TT^TT


Okay, enough of him. xD


So hey, AMBER AND WILL KISSED! Hurraaaaayy! \^O^/ They all have their kisses, now.^_^


Stay tuned for more. ;)


Drop me a vote comment to keep me motivated. Love youuu! --amXX


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