Celebrity Shade

By brownskinshxwty

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Rebel Wilson
Lily Allen
Miley Cyrus
The Weeknd
Drake
Lorde
50 Cent
D12
Rita Ora
Eminem
Nas
Demi Lovato
Barack Obama
reignofshady
LeBron James
stillmxtic II
Eminem IV
stillmxtic III
1k
Celebrity Burn Book
Melanie Martinez II
reignofshady II
reignofshady III
Fetty Wap II
Kylie Jenner
Eminem V
Mama June
ZoeTheHalfrican II
Caitlyn Jenner
Jennifer Aniston
Nas III
50 Cent III
Andy Biersack
Vic Fuentes
Eminem VI
2k
Eminem VII
Dan and Phil
5SOS
Eminem VIII
Eminem IX
Melanie Martinez III
highonmarshall
thebiterphobia IV
Eminem XI
reignofshady III
{This}
Eminem XII
Rihanna
Nas IV
ZoeTheHalfrican III
Lil Kim
Rappers
50 Cent IV
Trisha Paytas
Trisha Paytas II
{This}
Shane Dawson
Zoella
My Chemical Romance
SWS
Pewdiepie
Onision
Alex Gaskarth
Wattpad
Eminem XIII
thebiterphobia V
Dr. Dre
4k
Iggy Azalea II
NWA
Kylie Jenner II
jacksfilms
PART 100
Beyonce
Rebel Wilson
Tyler Oakley
Tyler Oakley II
Halsey
Lana Del Rey
Tyler Oakley III
stantrash
KenMathers
GloZell
thebiterphobia VI
Eminem XV
5k
Majestickle
Selena Gomez
Taylor Swift II
Justin Bieber
Ariana Grande
Marilyn Monroe
Whitney Thore
Nicole Arbour
Lilly Singh
Oli Sykes
Dej Loaf
thebiterphobia VII
thebiterphobia VIII
6k
Eminem XVII
Melanie Martinez III
50 Cent (I lost count lmbo)
reignofshady IV
Miley Cyrus II
Anna Kendrick
50 Cent V
Eminem XVIII
Melanie Martinez IV
Melanie Martinez V
thebiterphobia VI
Lindsay Lohan
ZoeTheHalfrican IV
Miley Cyrus III
Jay Z
Miley Cyrus IV
50 Cent VI
7k
Nas IV
8k
ijustlikeEminem313
Silento
50 Cent VII
reignofshady V
All Time Low
Beyonce III
Eminem IX
reignofshady VI
nigahiga
GigiGorgeous and Trisha Paytas III
Donald Trump
Shane Dawson II
Azelia Banks
9k
Trisha Paytas IV
Jaden Smith
Suggestions
thebiterphobia VII
Jenna Marbles
Lil Wayne
Tyler Oakley IV
thebiterphobia IX
Yelawolf
Lilly Singh II?
reignofshady VII
Fall Out Boy
Black Veil Brides
Vanilla Ice
Lily Allen V
11.k
Snoop Dogg
Paul Rosenberg
Every Stan Ever
Meghan Trainor III
Melanie Martinez VI
Lady Gaga II
thebiterphobia VIII
G-Unit
Coldplay
Nicki Minaj II
Halsey II
Britney Spears
Iggy Azalea III
blink 182
thebiterphobia IX
ZoeTheHalfrican IV
One Direction
Kellin Quinn
Pierce the Veil
Vic Fuentes II
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Roast Me

Celebrity Burn Book

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By brownskinshxwty

*Song Starts*

The bottom feels awful compared to the top?
Doesn't it, 50?

(Chorus)

ZoeTheHalfrican , you's a window shopper. We all mad at you, you know why (bc you don't update😭)

highonmarshall , you's a window shopper. Tryna spam us with votes like you're on a cruise and we in a boat

@thebiterphobia, you's a window shopper. In Krogers, tryna buy yourself  some new clothes.

reignofshady , you's a window shopper, leaving us hanging for a month, girl that's low...

/First Part\

(Lily Allen) In the summertime, we waiting for a new single
But it doesn't because you've pretty much been trying to raise some kids and only getting work writing jingles.

(Eminem) It's funny how all the women in your life became sluts. I guess cause no one thought you were attractive enough.

(Nicki Minaj) You think you're so cool dissing people like Lil Kim. I don't like them either but in a couple your going to look like them.

(Mariah Carey) Maybe you should stop eating cakes-a. Because everytime you walk around the ground shakes

(Nash Grier) It ain't my fault nobody likes you. It was your decision to look like a Quaker.

(Fetty Wap) Who told you that you're gangster?

(50 Cent) Everyone's mad when their paper don't stack right. You'd have personal experience with this plight.

(Kylie Jenner) When you sweat, it looks like you ran a Color Run. It looks like wax (homie I'm just holding, holding)

(Drake) Even on your hard "diss track", you sound like Amy Winehouse without her crack. (Blitch sounds wack)

(Chorus)

ZoeTheHalfrican , you's a window shopper. We all mad at you, you know why (bc you don't update😭)

highonmarshall , you's a window shopper. Tryna spam us with votes like you're on a cruise and we in a boat

@thebiterphobia, you's a window shopper. In Krogers, tryna buy yourself  some new clothes.

reignofshady , you's a window shopper, leaving us hanging for a month, girl that's low...

(All Time Low) Chubby gay white girls love y'all, because you're all that. Idk why; you're songs are like something that blink-182 shat.

(Eminem 2) And when it comes to hot girls, you know you ain't got none. How can you looking like a wrinkled hot dog bun...

(Mama June) No one wants to see you with your clothes off. You look like a recliner chair but ten times more soft.

(Miley Cyrus) Idk why you're beefing with Nicki Minaj when she's relevant and you're just a desert mirage.

(Snoop Dogg) You were a pimp mane, and now you're just the featured artist on everything that's been plain.

(Iggy Azalea) I bet you bring lingeries with you on first dates. I think that how you keep such high rates.

(Dan and Phil) And don't watch these people unless you potentially want to be sucked in a cult mane.

(Pierce The Veil/SWS) You can't sing. You sound like someone's squeezing your throat, just stop trying. (Still holding, holding)

(50 Cent II) Oh shlit, mane. The store manager saw you take those Snickers. And you've stolen, stolen, stolen...

ZoeTheHalfrican , you's a window shopper. We all mad at you, you know why (bc you don't update😭)

highonmarshall , you's a window shopper. Tryna spam us with votes like you're on a cruise and we in a boat

@thebiterphobia, you's a window shopper. In Krogers, tryna buy yourself  some new clothes.

reignofshady , you's a window shopper, leaving us hanging for a month, girl that's low...

(Kk, this took like an hour and I hope it wasn't too atrocious. Thanks to everyone who's supported me throughout this book. It's been a blast and here's to 100 more!

✖️ Supports Go Out To ✖️

😈The Squad😈

reignofshady (Essie)
rookiem (Rokita)
ZoeTheHalfrican (Zoe)

And:
xx_Mockingbird_xx
KenMathers
highonmarshall

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