The signs while stoned:
Aries: "this is stupid, where's the alcohol"
Taurus: *opens fridge and eats everything*
Gemini: "this stuff smells, but it makes me feel good so idk"
Cancer: "wow did I just laugh for once" "am I actually happy" "what is this feeling"
Leo: *plays video game without blinking for hours*
Virgo: "why did I do this" "why do I feel like this" "I feel funny" "guys when will this end"
Libra: doesn't stop talking (probably about something they love)
Scorpio: "I really want to have sex right now"
Sagittarius: *doing something weird (but funny) af in the corner of the room*
Capricorn: chillin, randomly giggles
Aquarius: *thinks of some complex theoretical idea* *blows mind of person sitting next to them*
Pisces: *scrolls through social media quietly laughing*