Akita: T-T I'm so happy.
Kaneki: huh?
Akita: its not you. It's Natsu. But, like with Neko and Patata, we don't know this friend. But from the info we have-
Natsu: is she a Yandere?
Akita: HEY. RUDE MUCH?
Natsu: yup.
Akita: ._. JsvjsvjsvsksvlaplanoqvodvisvskvsihsisgejyganLvdnxndhvsjaikqb
Kaneki: you broke her.
Natsu: Oops.
Zygo: yay Nee-chan UDVKSBAOJAPLAKVSOVDUDG
Akita: WAIT ZYGO I CAN'T BE NEE-CHAN T-T
Zygo: WHAT WHY???
Akita: YOUR STORY SAID YOU WERE FIFTEEN. I'M THIRTEEN.
Zygo: NUUUUU
Akita: BUT I CAN CALL CHU NEE-CHAN
Zygo: *gasp* YAS
Akita: NEE-CHAN
Zygo: KITA-CHAN
Kaneki: how did this happen?
Natsu: I don't know.
Jackie and Neko: O.o