Akita: ...
Rin: nothing to say?
Akita: nope.
Rin, Kaneki, Ed, Ichigo, Inuyasha, and Kirito: *at starting line*
Akita: *takes pistol and fires at the sky* I wanted to race... T-T
Rin: *running like a boss (XD)*
Kaneki: *using kagune to go faster*
Ichigo: *also running like a boss*
Inuyasha: *running*
Kirito: *running*
Ed: *falling behind*
Akita: hmm... *at finish line already* maybe that's why I'm not racing...
Ed: DAMMIT!
Akita: *gasps* I know! HEY PIPSQUEAK! I BET YOU WON'T WIN BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SHORT!
Ed: WHO YA CALLIN' A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET?! *at finish line*
Akita: you're welcome. *throws trash at everyone else*
Kirito: do I have to?
Akita: *shoves old banana in his mouth* that looks so weirdly wrong...
Kirito: *swallows quickly* YUCK!
Ed: so I just have to be nice to her?
Akita: yep.
Ed: *glomps me* THANK YOU! I DON'T WANNA EAT TRASH!
Kaneki: I can't eat this...
Akita: oh yeah! Everyone except Ed and Kaneki!
Rin: *on the verge of puking* that's not fair.
Akita: oh yes it is.