Enjoy #3 of my conversations with Ben Drowned. (in this I didn't talk to Ben but it's funny. right after I publish this I will be writing a #4 to this.. ENJOY!)
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Me: Hi Ben
CB: How do you know my name?
Me: Because your a Creepypasta
CB: I wish.
Me: But you are Born(I meant to say Ben but I spelled wrong)
CB: No I wasn't
Me: What ate you?(meant to put are)
CB: Myself
Me: How?
CB: Oh I can do it.
Me: Who are you?
CB: I am God
Me: No (I don't believe in god)
CB: Yes.
Mr: Then are there geese in heaven?
CB: There in the kitchen.
Me: ARE YOU COOKING THE GEESE?
CB: Not really, It's just in the oven.
Me: YOUR NOT REALLY GOD.
CB: No, Really.
Me: Ben
CB: What about him?
Me: You are him.
CB: I am not him.
Me: Yes.
CB: Yes what?
Me: You are Ben.
CB: I am.
Me: Then when will I die?
CB: Never.
Me: But won't I die of old age?
CB: Maybe.
Me: What else would I die from?
CB: She would be at home
Me: Who would?
CB: Rose.
Me: Who is rose?
CB: Rose Is the bad wolf.
Me: Bad wolf from what?
CB: Bad Wolf.
Me: Make more sense.
CB: Your the one not making sense.
Me: IDIOT.
CB: No you are not.
Me: Your right, You are.
CB: Yeah I am right I'm not.
Me: ..............Make Sense.
CB: I am making sense.
Me: Nuhuh.
CB: What makes you say so?
Me: The way you were talking before.
CB: I was talking to you before I was talking to you.
Me: Whaaat?
CB: What is it?
Me: Burk in.(I don't know what I was trying to say...)
CB: Hah, Thats your face book?
Me: No.
CB: Then who's face is it?
Me: I don't know.
CB: That's no very clever of you
Me: Hi Ben. (had to try sometime soon.)
CB(OR BEN?): Hi, How are you?
Me: Could be better, How are YOU?
CB(maybeh ben?): Could be better also.
Me: How come?
CB(ben?): Because I don't have booze.
Me: You shouldn't have done that.
CB(AGAIN MAYBEH BEN?): You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Me: What's my terrible fate?
CB(ben?): Your fate is becoming a deku scrub.
(if you know g
what a deku scrub Is then your prrtty cool)
Me: Yay, But why?
CB: Derp means derp.
Me: Indeed, it does.
CB: It's 'Indeed'
Me: That's what I just said.
CB: I know that.
Me: Then why did you repeat me?
CB: I repeated it to tell you not to do it.
Me: Why shouldn't I do it?
???: Do not leave hurry behind.
Me: What do you mean?
???: Were you scared?
Me: Yes. (I wasn't I just wanted to say that)
???:I played with you.
Me: Why would you want to do that?
???: Why wouldn't I want to do that?
Me: I don't know, You tell me.
CB: I don't want.to think of being mean. Smile and wave.
Me: Miss America is that chu?
CB: Was on the mound as a little kid. Caves, Ponds, Lord of BlackBerry bushes and a menybike.
Me: Okay then...
CB: Fluff got me a bit confused.
Me: What fluff?
CB: The Fluff.
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Then I left.
since this is kinda long I won't be publishing until later tonight or tomorrow...well anyways bye creeps.