Four out of three people are bad at statistics.
There are 3 types of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren't.
How's my deriving? 1-800-I-DO-MATH
I'm positive I lost an electron.
What part of n=213x Didn't you understand?
Math Problems? Call 1-800-{[243x sin pi] 27893}
Old mathematicians never die. They just lose some of their functions...
Gravity. Don't fall for it.
7 out of 5 people don't understand fractions.
Would a person who does math a lot be called a mathlete?
Math is made of 50% formulas, 50% proofs and 50% imagination.
Math teachers make your life add up!
Use your head for something besides a hat rack!
Math is easy as Pi.
Then the mathematician said "Therefore" and *POOF* and PhD appeared!