Funny Jokes, Puns, So Trues

By crazykidryan

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This is my best joke book filled with hilarious jokes, Puns and So Trues + other random stuff that is really... More

1. Yo Momma's So Fat
2. Blonde Jokes
3. Toilet Joke
4. Phones & Friends
5. Six & Seven
6. Blanket
7. Spiting
8. Sexy Face
9. Phones & People
10. Lindsay Lohan
11. Self Checkout
12. Vegetarians
13. Aligator
14. Guitar & Fish
15. Self Esteem
16. Bad Compliment
17. Library
18. The Lettuce & Tomato
19. Deer
20. Snowmen
21. Dictionary
22. Math + English
23. Fat Psychic
24. Car Wash
25. April Fools (Facebook)
26. Trap
27. Math Question
28. Exam
29. Mexican American and Russian
30. Peanuts
31. Minimum Wage
32. Heart Surgery
33. Fridge
34. Slinkies
35. Left Side
36. Juggling
37. Soft Drink
38. Kisses
39. Pizza
40. Laundry Pun
41. Race-ist
42. Breakup
43. Maths Problems
44. Suicide
45. Baby Name
46. Dinosaur
47. Clock
48. Magician
49. Annoying Kid
50. Photograhpy
51. Test
52. Bra
53. Finding X
54. Pooping
55. Iron Man
56. Video Games & Relationships
57. Last Words
58. Seaweed
59. WIFI Connection
60. Awesome/Ugly
61. Texting in Class
62. Hair Compliment
63. Frozen Computer
64. Checking Your Self Out
65. Typing
66. Like a Coin
67. Happy Birthday
68. Perfect Me
69. Start of School
70. Need To Stop
71. We Need To Go
72. That Boss Moment
73. Keep The School Clean
74. Oscar Speech
75. Fast Food
76. Bottles
77. Name Backwards
78. Kids are Smart
79. Magic Cliff
80. Farmer Rhymes
81. Someone, Nobody, Mad
82. Air
83. Electricty
84. H2O
85. Chocolate Blocks
86. Missed School
87. Hold Breath
88. Skipping School
89. Fedora Hat
90. Thrift Shop
91. Bing vs Google
92. Russian Dolls
93. Solider
94. 2 Fish In a Tank
95. Back To Back
96. Exaggerations
97. Two Penguins
98. Magic Dog
99. Spaghetti Car
100. Lightbulb
101. At The Zoo
102. When Tails Fall Off
103. Trainz
104. A Magician Driving
105. Space Party
106. 2 Antennae
107. Singing Computer
108. Sad Coffee
109. Man With Only a Nose
110. Gym
111. Car Crash
112. Lion
113. Gambling in Africa
114. Tiny Beaches
115. Blind Skydivers
116. Dino Car Crash
117. Happy Birthday
118. Friends With Benefets
119. Italian Hooker
120. Gym Wait
121. Time Online
122. Makeup
123. Toast
124. Cardigan
125. Horse Hospital
126. Bicycle's Standing
127. Atoms
128. Spine
129. Colour Puns
130. Salmon & Nutella
131. Traffic Light
132. #thirdworldproblems
133. Soul
134. Plan A
135. Yo Momma Is So Stupid
136. Go To Hell
137. Acupuncture
138. Resisting A Rest
139. Mercedes Bends
140. Fire At Will
141. Prisoners & Punctuation Marks
142. A-Flat Minor
143. A Tire
144. Broken Puppets
145. Swallowed Coins
146. Thinking Outside of the Box
147. Pupils
148. Sweeping the Nation
149. No-bell Prize
150. Sauce Puns
151. Fat Cow
152. 50 Feet
153. Held Agianst You
154. When Your Mad
155. Siri
156. Degrees
157. Apple
158. Matchbox
159. Skype
160. Scarecrow
161. New Name
162. The Mall
163. No Offence
164. Awkward Conversations
165. Music + Work
166. Internet Explorer
167. Raise Awareness
168. Dandruff
169. Centimeters
170. How Batteries Feel
171. Vegetarian Vampires
172. To Much Time Online
173. Sketchy
174. Sensitive Burgular
175. Auditions and Breaking Legs
176. Lil Wayne and Lightbulbs
177. Eye To Eye
178. Mustache
179. Legless Dog
180. Don't Like Shopping
181. Emotional Wedding
182. Fog
183. Double Crosser
184. No Parachute
185. Don't Break a Heart
186. Constipation
187. All the Subjects
188. Thigh Gap
189. Uterus
190. Can I Help You
191. My Business
192. Thankful For Facebook
193. Stick Figures
194. Sarcastic Material
195. Interpretive Dance
196. Lesbian
197. Stalking
198. Sad Song
199. ABCDEFGHIJK
200. Saggy Boobs
201. Banker
202. Bad Cooking
203. Sunday School
204. Next Question
205. When He Is Drunk
206. iPod
207. Does Your Dog Bite
208. Made in China
209. A Hundred Dollar Bill
210. Serve Everyone
211. Poor Eyesight
212. Miley Cyrus
213. Walrus and Tupperware
214. Blockbuster
215. You've Got Mail
216. Beauty Is on the Inside
217. Pressure, Anxiety and Panic Attacks
218. Stupid, Little
219. Two Black Eyes
220. Until 90
221. Rapper Puns
222. Politicians & Diapers
223. How To Impress
224. Silent Fart
225. Makes You Look Fat
226. Taylor Swift New Album
227. Confident & Confidential
228. Nooooooo
229. Money & Happiness
230. Forest Gump
231. Children in Need
232. Dumb Piece of Cotton Candy
233. Alaska
234. Moonwalkers
235. Nuts & Dates
236. Kanye West Compared
237. Three Random Words
238. Scarecrow Award
239. Eat Their Homework
240. Fingerprints
241. Teach a Man to Fish
242. Finish What You Start
243. Patients
244. Your Girlfriend
245. Mum to a Kid
246. Happy Meal
247. Playing Hide'n'Seek
248. The Irony
249. Facebook Name
250. Nobody is Perfect
251. 2-4 Years
252. Light Travels Faster Than Sound
253. Purpose of Middle Names
254. Banna Plantation
255. One Handed Man
256. Read Someones Diary
257. Recent Survey
258. Florist
259. Nine Years Longer
260. Milk & Eggs
261. Life Support
262. Keyboard
263. Colour Blind
264. Melt Ice
265. Balance
266. Auto Complete
267. Difficult Relationship
268. Text Me
269. Your Eyes
270. Watch My Drinking
271. Not Really a Date
272. Fajitas
273. iPhone Alarm
274. Genes
275. Alive Today
276. 200 Lawyers
277. Perfect Circle
278. Fuzzy Wuzzy
279. Sally
280. Drinks Beer
281. When I Die
282. Make The Bed
283. Fat People
284. Street Cleaner
285. Strike at Work
286. Harry Potter
287. Chemistry Joke
288. Waldo
289. Fridge
290. Stolen Wallet
291. 4x4
292. Hedge Hogs
293. Butler
294. Sea Shells
295. Loosing Pounds
296. Sausage Roll
297. Breakfast in Bed
298. Border Collie
299. Marry a Pencil
300. Day off
301. I Will Name Him...
302. YMCA Dance
303. Not Finishing a Sentence
304. Josh Hutcherson
305. Film Director
306. Euros
307. Black Friday
308. Making Out With Air
309. Procrastinate
310. Kim Kardashians Talent
311. Visually Impaired
312. Always on Silent
313. Eminem
314. Clean Your Room
315. Close Enough
316. Blankets
318. Calendar Factory
319. Soap Opera
320. 20 Things to Do Before You Die
321. Working Out
322. Keep Off the Grass
323. Apple Juice
324. Pedophile Shoes
325. 7-Up
326. Melons
327. Justin Bieber
328. Antennas
329. Come Forth
330. Bill Gates

317. The Time

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By crazykidryan

Me: "Aw, your baby is cute. How old?"

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time?"

Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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