spontaneous update HAHAHA
A REAL SHORT HEADS UP, I WILL BE WRITING AND PUBLISHING A SHORT LARRY STORY THAT I COULD POSSIBLY ENTER INTO THE WATTYS
ITLL BE CALLED "FOUR WORDS" SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THAT NO HOMIES
ANYWAYS ENJOY THE CHAPTER U LITTLE BEAUTIFUL CANTALOUPES
(ps except jen ur an ugly cantaloupe)
NO HOMO > LARRY AU
TWENTY SIX
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louist91: i woke up with a sausage on my chest
harrystyles: i guess you could say you've got
louist91: nO
harrystyles: something to get off ur chest
louist91: i rlly hate u
harrystyles: no u love me :)
louist91: ugh ur right
harrystyles: does that make u left
louist91: YORUE A PIECE KF SHIT
harrystyles: EHEHEHEHE
harrystyles: WANNA HEAR A JOKE
louist91: NO I DONT
harrystyles: OH CMON SURE U DO
louist91: FCKF NO
harrystyles: CMON LOUEEEEE
harrystyles: LET BABY TELL U A LIL JOKE
louist91: GET AWAY FROM ME
harrystyles: CMON PLEAS E
louist91: STOP HARASSING ME
harrystyles: WHY DOESNT ANYONE LIKE MY JOKES
harrystyles: THEYRE SO FUNNY
louist91: HARRY STOP
harrystyles: JUST ONE JOKE
louist91: IM GONNA STAB MYSELF
harrystyles: WHENEVER I TRY TO TELL NIALL A JOKE HE SCREAMS
harrystyles: WHENEVER I TRY TO TELL U A JOKE U THREATEN TO KILL YOURSELF
harrystyles: WHENEVER I TRY TO TELL MY MOM A JOKE SHE DISOWNS ME
harrystyles: WHY DO U ALL HATE ME
louist91: WE DONT HATE U
harrystyles: YES U DO IMCRYINGDJS
louist91: UR JOKES ARE JUST SO EGH
harrystyles: EGH ?:!:?:!
louist91: THEYRE JUST LIKE IDK
harrystyles: LOUDI IM CRYINN G
louist91: NO BBY DONT CRY
harrystyles: U ALL HAT E MY JOKES
louist91: WHAT NO ITS NOT THAT
harrystyles: IM JSUT TRYING TO AHVE FUN
louist91: HARRY STOP CRYING PLS
harrystyles: I CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND IM HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RN
louist91: HARRY PLS
harrystyles: JUST O NE JOKE PLS
louist91: UGH HARRY PLS
harrystyles: IMC RYING LOUIS PLEA SE
louist91: I DONT WANT A JOKE
harrystyles: ONEEEEEE
louist91: NO
harrystyles: ONE ONE ONE ONE
louist91: HARRY DONT MAKE ME
harrystyles: TEARS LOUISTHERE ARE TEARS
harrystyles: REAL TEA RS
harrystyles: LOUISOSISISOIISI
louist91: FINE JUST TELL ME UR FUCKING JOKE
harrystyles: yay :)
louist91: u snEAKy bastard
harrystyles: shush Louis im about to tell my joke
louist91: :/
harrystyles: ok what do u call a group of condoms that can play instruments
louist91: talented
harrystyles: no
louist91: idk
harrystyles: A RUBBER BAND
louist91: that one was actually good hsjdgsks
harrystyles: OMG YAY
harrystyles: my jokes are extraordinHARRY
louist91: fuckingxjsndh
harrystyles: are you too fabuLOUIS for me :(
louist91: why am i friends with u
harrystyles: bc im ur lil cutie
louist91: true
harrystyles: can i tell u another joke
louist91: will u start crying if i say no
harrystyles: the probability of that happening is about 11/10
harrystyles: so yes
louist91: fine just tell it
louist91: JUST DO IT
harrystyles: what is santa's favorite lady gaga song
louist91: WAIT LET ME THINK
harrystyles: OK
louist91: I CANT THINK OF IT BUT I CAME UP WITH A DIFFERENT JOKE OUT OF UR JOKE
harrystyles: THATS STEALING WHAT
louist91: NO ITS NOT
louist91: JUST TELL THE PUNCHLINE SO I CAN TELL MY JOKE
harrystyles: I CAME FOR THE ACLAUSE
louist91: OOOH MY JOKE IS BETTER
harrystyles: FUCK U
louist91: WHAT IS SANTA'S FAVORITE NICKI MINAJ SONG
harrystyles: NOS TOP
louist91: STUPID HO HO HO
harrystyles: IFUCKING KNEW IT
louist91: THEN WHY DIDNT U SAY IT
harrystyles: BC THEN IF IT WASNT RIGHT ID BE EMBARRASSED
louist91: HAHAHAH LOSER
harrystyles: IM NOT A LOSER UR A LOSER
louist91: U HAVE A BUTTERFLY TATTOOED ON UR CHEST U LOSER
harrystyles: DONT MAKE FUN OF MY BUTTERFLY
louist91: AND UR BIRDS DONT MAKE SENSE EITHER
harrystyles: how ?:!:??:
louist91: birds don't have eyebrows ?!:?:
harrystyles: well ur just not cool enough to get the deep meaning then
louist91: explain it
harrystyles: no u don't deserve it
louist91: ugh I hate u
harrystyles: and i love you
louist91: i love ur ugly face too
harrystyles: :))))
louist91: but speaking of tattoos, I got a new one recently !!!!
harrystyles: OOH OMG SHOW ME
louist91: ok hold on
harrystyles: YAY
louist91: (image attached) yeeee
harrystyles: wait
louist91: what
harrystyles: what is it
louist91: it's a dagger nerd are u blind
harrystyles: wait brb
louist91: ok ?:?:?
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*HARRY AND NIALL DM*
harrystyles: NIALL
harrystyles: NIALLFJS
harrystyles: ANSW E RME
niallhoran: WHAT DO U WANT
harrystyles: NIALL
niallhoran: WHAT
harrystyles: HE GOT THE DAGGER
niallhoran: WHAVT
harrystyles: HE GOT THEFCKINN DAGGER
niallhoran: I FUCKINF TOLD UYO
niallhoran: WHA TDID I SAY
harrystyles: OH YMGOD I CNAT BELIEV ETHSI
niallhoran: THE ROSE HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF
harrystyles: IMCRYING
niallhoran: JUST GO OUT ALREADY
harrystyles: I WISH INS ADJ
niallhoran: HARRY
harrystyles: WHAT
niallhoran: HE GOT THE DAGGER
niallhoran: HE LIKES YOU IDIOT
harrystyles: I DONT JNOW
niallhoran: WHATVER JUST REMEMBER THAT I CALL IT
niallhoran: NOW GO BACK AND ACT COOL OK
harrystyles: INCANT IM FREAKING OUT
niallhoran: JUST GO
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*LOUIS AND HARRY DM*
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harrystyles: ok back
louist91: took u long enough smh
harrystyles: i was doin somethin
louist91: alright well what do u think of my tattoo
harrystyles: oh
harrystyles: it's uh
louist91: ????
harrystyles: um
harrystyles: JELDHXKSB
louist91: WHATJD
harrystyles: ITS NICE OK
louist91: oh lol
louist91: BRB BRO
harrystyles: OK
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*LOUIS AND LIAM DM*
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louist91: i hate this kid smh
fakeliampayne: what
louist91: he's so stuPID
fakeliampayne: I'm guessing u mean harry
louist91: of course I mean harry
fakeliampayne: what is happening
louist91: remember the dagger tattoo i told u about
fakeliampayne: oh right
fakeliampayne: the one with the rose right
louist91: yeS
louist91: HES NOT GETTIN THE HINT
fakeliampayne: wtf how
louist91: I DONT KNOW HES SUCH A LIL DUMMY
fakeliampayne: then just be like "yo i got the dagger 4 ur stupid ass ok"
louist91: I'm not saying that
fakeliampayne: do everyone a favor and just ask out the frog
louist91: pft nah
fakeliampayne: ur both so annoying
louist91: shut up
louist91: sometimes i think ur secretly a larrie
fakeliampayne: a what
louist91: ask niall
fakeliampayne: whateves
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*LOUIS AND HARRY DM*
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louist91: OK YO IM BACK
harrystyles: HIIIII
louist91: BUT ANYWAYS U LIKE MY TATTOO ??
harrystyles: YEAH ITS COOL I LOVE IT
louist91: YAH I LOVE IT TOO
louist91: MEANS A LOT YA KNOW
harrystyles: ?/!:?:?:
louist91: MEANS
louist91: A LOT
harrystyles: OK
louist91: TATTOOS HAVE LOTS OF MEANING TO ME
louist91: THE DAGGER MEANS SOMETHING
harrystyles: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
louist91: YOURE SO DHMBY DISCJ
harrystyles: WHAT
louist91: U KNOW WHAT
louist91: JUST NEVERMIND
harrystyles: OH OK
louist91: OK BUT LIKE U KNOW I LOVE U RIGHT
harrystyles: WHAT
louist91: I LOVE U DUMMY OK UR MY BESTIE
harrystyles: I LVOE YOU TOO
harrystyles: YOURE MY BEST FRIEND TOO LOUEH
louist91: BUT LIKE
harrystyles: *drum roll*
louist91: nO hoMo tho 2?3!4?:?/?
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THIS CHAPTER IS SO CUTE TO ME IDK WHY
LILO AND NARRY TALKING TO EACH OTHER ABOUT LARRY IS JUST CUTE OK DONT QUESTION ME
ANYWAYS THATS IT BROS AND ILYSM
OH AND ONE MORE THING
IM SORRY IF I UPDATE LATE AND I HOPE U GUYS DONT HATE ME OK ILYSM
OK SEEYA L8R BROZ