Episode 17: The Movie Premiere
Omniscient POV
January 17th
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Sir and Gigi are bouncing around the living room, full of excitement. They've converted the theatre room into the "world premiere" of their film. The whole family was there and was encouraged to stick to the pink and green dress code.
G: Okay, before I show you our masterpiece, I just want to say... this took a lot of hard work and sleepless nights. I wanted to portray my family in the best way I knew how.
B: aww
She gestures dramatically.
G: So... without further ado... HIT IT!
The family claps as the screen lights up.
The Film
G: (voiceover in film) Another day in the jungle... trying to survive... cold. Hungry. Afraid.
Beyoncé narrows her eyes at the screen.
B: What??
S: shh!
The camera in the movie whizzes through their house and lands on Beyoncé.
G: That's "Momster" the scariest beast known to man, freely walking amongst civilians!
Beyoncé yelled in the kitchen, red-faced with a distorted voice.
S: If you look at her wrong... SHE'LL EAT YOU!
On screen Blue walked off but it was sped up to look like she's sprinting.
G: That room is her cave. She only comes out to hunt for food twice a day!
It played clips of Beyoncé stomping, Kalani running upstairs, and Khalil ducking under a table like he's hiding.
S: She tries to lure you with food to get you!
The footage of Beyoncé taking Sydney's plate was reversed to look like she's giving it to her.
S: But it's a trap!
Beyoncé: Are you serious??
K: mom shh! we're trying to watch!!
The camera pans to Onika in the kitchen, smiling and waving.
G: That's our other mom.
S: She's the nice one... she tries to save us, but it's always too late!
Camera moves to Kalani and Khalil.
G: The older twins been here longer than anyone else. Learned to survive, but couldn't save Blue.
S: Blue is a dragon like Mom but worse.
Bl: what!??
S: She tries to lure you into her room, turn you into a vampire, feeds off your fear!
Clip: Blue chasing Sir down the hall.
S: HELPPPP!
Blue glances at the camera, scoffs.
G: People try to come and save us... but it always fails.
Clip: Jay and Sydney leaving, then Zaina and Idris in the bathroom and he grabs her shirt pushing her against the wall.
B: Wait... go back.
Zaina's eyes widened.
Z: No! It's nothing just finish the movie.
J: give me the remote gi
Giselle groans passing the remote. Jay rewinds it twenty seconds back, they see the clip again. The older kids, Beyoncé, and Nika exchange the same confused look.
Bl: What?
O: Did he...?
B: Zaina?
Zaina grabs Ivy and leaves.
J: ZAI!
B: ZAINA!