A/N: okay so i am not looking forward to writing this but, i will cause i got 30 views btw thanks for that.
john POV
john: dave i don't want to wear this!!
dave: u said that if we had sex u would now get out here!
john: but dave...!
dave: john if u don't get out here now i am dragging you out.
john: oh fuck fine!
dave: dam u look good in that tux!
john: stf up dave!
dave: are u sure no hand jobs till after the date?
john: positive now lets go.
dave: ugh fine!
travel to kk and bumble bee
karkat: dam u look good!
sollux: really?
karkat: hell ya.
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sollux is wearing a darkish yellow tux with a little bee on the pocket and a bright yellow bow tie.
karkat is wearing a dark red tux with a gray cancer symbol on the pocket and a bright red bow tie
oh, and forgot to say dave is wearing a red tux with a scratched record in the pocket and a dark red tie.
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sollux: u look hot too!
karkat: sollux stf up.
sollux: hell no u are hoter than LAVA!
karkat: i don't want to wear this color.
sollux: your wearing it or i'll force u to wear it.
karkat: well, shit okay then!
sollux: anyway lets go!
karkat: ugh fine.
time skip to the resteront
john: kitkat over here!
karkat: if u call me kitkat then i'll call u egdurp.
dave: hay that's my name for him in the bedroom!
john: DAVE! omg will u not?!
dave: hey if u are gonna put that rule on me then i am going to talk about what i want.
karkat: what rule?
john: don't u dare fucking tell him!
dave: well, john said no hand jobs till we get home. that lil' shit
john: DAVE!! i said no!
sollux: well shit u two are awfully comfortable with your relationship.
dave: hell yeah. aren't u guys like that?
karkat: well..uh..u see..
sollux: i am but kitty over here is not.
karkat: sollux...no...
sollux: oh yes
dave: what do you mean
sollux: well i'll tell u about when he confessed that he was flushed for me!
karkat: don't u fucking dare!
sollux: okay so he got a boner and it took awhile but he let me in the bathroom and i helped him out and we confessed from there.
karkat: hey fuckass i said don't!
sollux: kk it's not fuckass it's fuck my ass gosh i thought i tould u this. even john tould u this.
dave: john did WHAT!
john: nothing i was just teasing!
dave: john...please...
john: w-what?
dave: i am the only one u are to bottom for got it?
john: hey i can bottom for who ever i want!
dave: nope we are dating remember?
john: well if we weren't then i could bottom for who ever i wanted!
dave: nope
sollux: kk over here is my bottom.*winks at kk*
karkat: don't even go there sollux
sollux: already there and back.
dave: can we eat so we can go home and fuck?
sollux: agreed.
karkat: no when we get home we are taking a shower and going to sleep.
john: me and dave are doing the same.
dave: don't u remember what happens when we take showers together?
john: fine sex then shower
dave: smart plan.
sollux: do tell what u do in the shower!
dave: we blow each other.
sollux: we'll have to try that.
karkat: fuck no
sollux: yep
time skip to the end of the date
dave: that was good i'm surprised they actually had apple juice
john: okay well that was fun but we have to go home. see u tomorrow guys
dave: a.k.a john is horny so we are gonna go have sex
karkat: tmi but ok
sollux: same here sex, shower, and sleep
karkat: sollux what did i say about telling people about our sex life!
sollux: to tell EVERYONE!
karkat: no
dave: we are gonna go now.
john: later nerds
karkat: bye
time skip to karkat's hive no one's POV
they get in the house and sol caries kk to the bedroom.
karkat: sollux w-what are u doing?
sollux: well i said we were gonna have sex didn't i?
karkat: i thought u were joking!
sollux: hell no. i need sex.
travel to eriden's hive
oh my cod! so kar and sol are datin noww? dam i wwanted to date sol.
wwell i gess first comes first sevvered. dammit! wwell i can alwways go for...aww wwho am i kiddin i am nevver gonna find someone else. i knoww i could alwways tell nep about this.
nepeta: hello?
eriden: hey nep i have evvedence that sol and kar are datin.
nepeta: mew do!?
eriden: yep i saw them on a double date wwith davve and john.
nepeta: ah mew saw 2 ships sailing at once! lucky but, wait didn't mew have a crush on bumble bee?
eriden: yeah well people say there are allwways more fish in the sea.
mepeta: and people also say some ships sink and others sail!
eriden: by people did u mean your family?
nepeta: yep! anyways do u still want the erisol lemon fanfics i write?
eriden: hell yeah! i am still wwaitin on that chapter 8. you left me on to much of a cliff hanger on the end of chapter 7!
nepeta: well i'll have that to mew tomorrow!
eriden: u better. anywway i havve to go bye.
nepeta: bye
i hung up and walked over to my bed.
eriden: cod why couldn't i be the one to havve sex wwith sol. fuck it i'll just jack off to him like last night.
travle to nepeta's hive
oh my gog! sol and karkitty and matesprites! time to write a solkat lemon.
travel to john and dave be john POV
john: like i always say sex with you gets better every time.
dave: same anyway can we go to bed now i am tired as fuck?
john: sure. love u.
dave: i love the shit out of u too
A/N: i am gonna end it there. wow i added 2 characters in this one and no(graphic) lemons huh. i am proud of myself. next chapter will be lemon city for all the dirty lil' shits of the world(that actually read this shit). later nerds.