1:"Steal Sally's teddy bear"
Sally:Hei,Clocky!Have you seen Teddy?
Me:Sorry!Better search it in Jeff"s bedroom.
Sally:Yeah,maybe he stole Teddy.
Sally goes to Jeff's bedroom and I put Teddy on her bed.
Me:SALLY!I FOUND TEDDY!
2:"Tell Jeff this:"Congratulations!I hope you and Jane are going to have a lot of kids!"
Me:Congratulations,Jeff!
Jeff:Say what?
Me:I hope you and Jane are going to have a lot of kids!
Jeff:Fuck you,Clockwork!
Me:Sleendyy!Help me!Jeff wanna kill me!