Based on a TikTok series xd, and y/n is pugilist, the y/n in my two hands story.
Enjoy
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S.H.I.E.L.D Correctional Facility.
"What was it like fighting the pugilist?" Shield agent and right hand of Colonel Nick Fury Jr. Maria Hill asked looking at the inmate.
The Scorpion rubbed his head, he could still feel the dull ache from the left hook. " it was like fighting Mike Tyson after Snorting a line of coke...."
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" when then X-men sent this prick after me I laughed." Electro said shaking his head. " next thing I knew, I got hit with kick worth a thousand years of CTE."
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"I thought the web head was bad, I couldn't even touch this fool..." the prowler said in frustration. " then he starts doing Roy Jones JR taunts! TAKE ME SERIOUS!" Prowler yells getting up in anger.
"Sir Sit your Ass Down!" Maria hill yells with her hand on her side arm.
Prowler sits down still angry.
"Thank you." Maria said going back to her notes.
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" My Pal Bob thought he could snipe him in the head." A hydra agent spoke recalling the events that lead to his capture. " this guy fought the bullet and flicked it back at him....how do you respond to that?"
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"did you know when he can hit you twice with one punch!?" A grunt that worked for kingpin expressed in shock.
"No." Maria hill said simply
"Neither Did I!" The grunt said holding his head in despair.
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" I manached to blow him up while he got in his car, next thing I know, that sexy rogue chick comes flying at me like I killed herd dog!." Crossbones recounts recent events in shock. " what type of pipe is that fucker laying!
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"Let me put it like this, Spider-Man fights to save the day...." Prowler explains. " but pugilist ....he just likes to fight."
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" you ever had a bucked of water thrown on you...gotten knocked into the air then got suplexed into the ground?" The sandman said looking at Maria hill.
"No?" Maria said in confusion, how would you even pull that off.
"It doesn't feel good." Sand man said as he just remembered spinning at it all went blank after that.
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" that kid looked me dead in the eyes and said get you one." Tombstone spoke. " hit him with everything I had and he smiled with blood in his teeth.....fuck wrong with em..."
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Boom!
Just a silly concept I wanted to do lol
Let me know your thoughts!