homestuck lemons

By Secretly_God

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mostly random lemons but, based around solkat and johndave. More

chapter 1
chapter 2
chapter 4
chapter 5
chapter 6
(short) lemon
Here comes the bride
SHOTS!!!
Not An Update Sorry:(
1 more thing
Happy Life
OMFG
OMFG GUYS
...love you too...
Chapter Holy Shit
"Bite me."
Hey guys
"I'm sorry."
House of Memories
Note
Say Hello To A Few Friends
We're Just Kids (Part 1)
OMFG
We're Just Kids
THESE CUTIES
More Of My Squad
i am under attack
*raises hand* I has a question
Real Update!?
Tears And Tears
Holy Fuck
Youve Been Pranked
The End?!?!
Medication
H4H4H4 WH47 N0W
Quick Question
Sorry babes

chapter 3

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By Secretly_God

A/N: okay so this is fluff and lemon so it's like a lemon plushie fluffy and a lemon.

             karkat POV

This morning I woke-up to warmth and softness. At first I thought it was a nice, soft, blanket then I opened my eyes and saw a naked sollux next to me. Then I remembered what happened  yesterday.

sollux: mmm karkat are u up?

karkat: y-yeah

sollux: o-*yawns* okay. want to take a shower together?

karkat: sure. oh and flushed for u.

sollux: flushed for u too.

time skip brought to u by dave strider

After the shower me and sollux went to the kitchen for breakfast.

sollux: do you want me to make pancakes or just cereal?

karkat: PANCAKES!!! with chocolate chips in them.

sollux: *kisses karkat's fore-head* okay sweetie.

karkat: i'm not sweet.

sollux: u were last night*wink*

karkat: *blushes* and i'm gonna be again later tonight *wiggles eyebrows*

sollux: can't wait.

time skippy cause i'm bord

karkat: are the pancakes almost done?

sollux: they are done actually.

karkat: yeeeeee!!! PANCAKES!!!

sollux: for u chocolate chip pancakes and for me normal pancakes with honey.

We eat in comfortable silence until we are done eating. After we eat i go to put my plate in the sink when sollux snakes his arms around my waist(this sounds familiar)and starts to nip and kiss at my neck.

karkat: AH! sollux what are y~ahahah. sollux that ah feels ah*shivers* so good.

sollux: really?

karkat: y-yea~aaahhh.

sollux: shall i continue?

karkat: yes please ahahaahhahhhaaaahhah.

               no one's POV

sollux turns karkat around but, keeps at his neck. karkat then wraps his arms around sollux's neck to deepen the feeling.

karkat: aahh sollu~aah

sollux: yes?

karkat: w-we should g-go to the bedro~ah~room.

sollux: if u insist.

sollux picks up karkat and brings him to the bedroom. once they get there sollux lays karkat on the bed and continues what he was doing.

karkat: s-sollux! m-more!

sollux:m y pleasure or i guess yours.

sollux starts to grind against karkat's bulge and they both start to moan very loudly.

karkat: A-AHHAH! SOLLUX!!

sollux: aaahhhahahh kk~

then john walked in.

john: uh.. i'm gonna go.

karkat: shit.

sollux: bulge blocker.

karkat: shut up sollux we can finish later.

sollux: but kk u got me so excited.

karkat: u have a boner don't u?

sollux: yeah so i'm gonna go take care of that.

sollux gets up to go to the bathroom but, karkat grabs his arm before he can leave.

karkat: i'll help.

sollux: yess.

time skip-a-roo

karkat walks out of the bathroom and sees john.

karkat: hey john.

john: uh hi.

karkat: so how has your day been?

john: good...good...you'r day?

karkat: good..also good. listen about earlier...

john: it's fine happens to me and dave all the time.

karkat: cool...so uh i was thinking since i am matesprites with someone and u are too then maybe we could go on a "double date" at least i think that's what roxy and jane called it when they went on one with dirk and jake.

john: sure that'd be fun.

karkat: yeah...well i'm gonna go check on sollux.

john: u gonna check the inside of his pants too?

karkat: jegus fuck john...maybe...

john: oh my god this is great. i have to tell dave. later nerds.

karkat: bye shit stain.

sollux: he gone?

karkat: yeah. wanna get me off. i was kinda hidding this boner since the thing in the kitchen.

sollux: wouldn't miss it.

             travel to john and dave's house and be john POV

dave: *chokes on apple juice* u walked in on them doing WHAT!?

john: well sollux was grinding on karkat and they were a moaning mess. then i'm assuming karkitty finished off bumble bee in the bathroom cause i heard moaning from there too.

dave: shit. this is price-less.

john: then when kitkat was done he came out of the bathroom and asked if me and u wanted to go on a double date with them.

dave: hell yes. i wouldn't miss-out on seeing that.

john: seeing what?

dave: kitkat and bumble bee trying to act classy.

john: uh dave?

dave: yes babe?

john: i'm not very classy either.

dave: then i'll have to teach you.

john: uh i gess if u want to.

dave: first rule, dress sexy as hell but, mostly for me.

                  time travel 5 mins ahead

john: dave i don't want to wear this. it looks dumb.

dave: fine u don't have to wear it outside but, u have to get your tight ass out hear now.

john: fine just don't laugh...and no boners.

dave: john u know i don't make promises i can't keep.

john: ugh fine

dave: oh...my...god...u look sexy as fuck

john: really?

dave: hell yeah.

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john is wearing a navy tux with his god teir symbol on the pocket, the shoes his dad gave him, and a sky blue bowtie.

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john: are u sure? cause to me it is kinda over the top on fancy.

dave: hell no and u are wearing this tonight on the date. got it?

john: ugh fine but, only if we can have sex now.

dave: did u ever think i'd say no to sex?

john: nope.

           no one's POV

when they get to the bedroom dave lays john down on the bed and starts to kiss and nip at his neck.

john: ah dave!!

dave moves his head up and starts his make-out sesion with john.

john: d-dave stop teasing!

dave: oh feisty today are we?

john: i just...am...kinda..

dave: well spit it out.

john: okay i am really horny.

dave: well i'll happily help with that.

dave then undresses them all the way and positions himself at john's entrance.

john: d-dave please don't tease me.

dave: ready?

john nods and dave slowly pushes in even tho they have done this plenty of times before it still hurts a bit at first.

john: a-ah!!dave!!

dave: dam egbert your so tight!

john: a-aahahahahahhahaha!!!

dave then starts to thrust and with each trust he gets faster until...

john: dave i can't hould on much longer.

dave grabs john's shaft and starts to pump in rhythm of his trusts.

dave: me neither.

they climaxed together and screamed each other's name. dave pulled out and layed next to john.

john: dave i am pretty sure sex with u gets better every time.

dave: same here babe.

john: oh shit i forgot the date is tonight.

dave: let's go take a shower.

john: okay but, a quick one and no hand jobs until we are done with the date got it?

dave: dammit u take all the fun away.

A/N: okay so next chapter will be the date cause it's 2:30 in the morning and i need to go through this whole thing and fix the spelling later nerds. hey at lest i finishe with spelling st 3:00 NEW RECORD!for me.

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